Banned from Disney World for trying to get trimmings from Groot to make something sarsaparilla-related. You can’t tell me the people wouldn’t love to try a frosty mug of Groot Beer!

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Kobold guard who demands that ye ask of he some questions three. He still won't let you through after he answers your questions, though.

Let this story carry as much weight as Stanislav Petrov’s, who stopped WW3 by figuring out the nuke early warning system was giving a false alarm. That the only reason we didn’t have WW3 now was because someone checked to make sure if the AI was hallucinating.

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social · 2d ago

This is a great example of one of the ways AI is actually going to endanger / kill huge numbers of people. Shitty chatbots cause their special sort of brain rot to the people who package intelligence for our shot-callers. They take the bad ideas from there. www.cnn.com/2026/09/18/p...

Hypothetically, if you were a bunch of D&D players and you overhead this conversation between an illusory image of a robed figure and a goblin minion outside a dungeon, when might you figure you'd interrupt this conversation, if at all?

Here's what I'm thinking: I want to play Tag Force. But I'm too ethical to give Konami money for the AI translations. So what if I just give it to GameStop and get a used copy? Like, sure, I'll have to wait, but would it be ethical?

dog go woof cat go meow cow go moo chicken go cluck fish go plz don't give me to that 7 year old as a beginner pet to teach responsibility, it's one of the worst ways to go frog go ribbit

I can’t believe I’m using a massage gun for what it was actually intended for just because my legs are rebelling against me for daring to walk more

“High functioning” and “low functioning” are outdated ways to describe Autism. The modern, sensitive way is to say you are Dragon autistic or Kobold autistic.

A meal of bread and soup after a Skyrim stream actually feels pretty damn good! Thanks for tuning in and joining the raid on @sharptheredmawile.bsky.social

Perturbed over wasted time, but screw it, let's get into Skyrim www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

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Skyrim, but Isekai | Streaming the elder scrolls v: skyrim - anniversary edition.

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Aside from Skyrim Isekai (and possibly a se(pre?)quel series) this is what you can expect for the next several months of streams.

Thinking back, it is kind of amazing that Zelda never got an Owl form. Like, a great owl of some kind has appeared in a bunch of Zelda games, and an owl IS a symbol of wisdom.

Advos@advosart.bsky.social · last wk.

Nope TLoZ designs are still hard to draw

Note to self: rewrite the lyrics from The Bunny Song to be The Dragon Song. The hard part will be getting the backup singing kobold trio for things like “I don’t wanna cross plains in a covered wagon, I just wanna watch streams with Mutton the Dragon”

Oh they DESPERATE desperate for the Wolverine game to be a hit 

OK, if I hadn't cut off Harry Potter stuff already, I would simply refuse to watch it out of spite now. There is a difference between confidence and arrogance, and boy howdy does she deserve no rewards for the sheer level of the latter on display

Phillip Iscove@pmiscove.bsky.social · last wk.

I for one won’t be watching and hope that JK is in for a rude awakening. It’s also pretty crazy to be this overly confident about rehashing your already adapted books with lesser known actors.

And now that we have the Skeleton Key, we can "unlock" Skyrim's many programming snafus in our Isekai playthrough! Our Self-Insert can feel the game's code, and all the exploits to become a new god are at our disposal! Our first stop on Tuesday's stream? Getting more staffs to enchant in Bloodchill

My meds are steeping in the fridge before I can prepare them proper, so let's play some Skyrim www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

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The dragon took off his robes and is sleeping sound in a big bed The kobolds are playing rock, paper, scissors to decide if they launder the clothes so the dragon can have clean, warm clothes right as they wake up or if they should make parachutes out of them. A civil war is imminent

Hear me out: a movie about time travel where different eras are depicted by how cameras worked at the time. 2000s represented by low resolution full color, 1990s represented by fuzzy, soft Polaroid colors, 1980s has disposable Kodak’s fuzzy, dark colors and people have glowing red eyes, etc

... Chat, am I cooked if I still think she's pretty like this?

TidyWire🍿(Commissions Open!)@tidywire.bsky.social · last wk.

Been thinking about them reuniting someday and had to draw some tragicslop. 💚 #Metroid #TidyWireArt #MetroidRavenous

I’m not a lawyer, but you can establish dominance in the courtroom by wearing a black robe and a powdered wig while holding a small, wooden mallet

I'm am hi, how are you? Oh, Skyrim is here. Watch it maybe? www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

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The kobolds are singing this. Who's showing them 64 year-old Christmas specials before Halloween? www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY2G...

We're Despicable - Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol

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Well... I ordered a new knitting loom. This isn't the "grand return of knitting streams," but it is me seeing if I have the spoons to make big things again. If I can make a blanket, I'm pretty sure I could move onto making sweaters.

I WAS going to wait for when it was on a super sale, get to an acceptable price for a game, but nah. Not anymore. I'm sure they'll make all the money in the world from people who don't know or don't care, but they're not getting my money anymore.

Rock Paper Shotgun@rockpapershotgun.bsky.social · last wk.

Rockstar had a mole in the union worker Discord server "for over two and a half years", GTA 6 company reveals during legal battle https://bit.ly/46U8Y9Q

Just realized something when remembering a post from @littlekuriboh.bsky.social about women voice actors with naturally lower/deeper voices getting passed over for roles. If Ocarina of Time remake will have full voice acting, will Sheik be voiced by a man or a woman?

Just saying: there’s no saving the world on an empty stomach!

SMGold | Commissions Open@smgold.bsky.social · last wk.

Samus is BACK and BOY is she HUNGRY

Ahem: You are now dreading what this thing will look like in the remake. This is why I’m trying to avoid spoilers: I want to be terrified when it shows up on stream.

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Well, we made a little progress in the Thieves Guild, but the best was a couple of side quests so we can start Whirlwind Sprinting! Thanks for watching and joining the raid on @sharptheredmawile.bsky.social!