finally some good old-fashioned cheating where one person just copies another person's work. it's almost nostalgic!
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company
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Assoc Prof of modernism, film, sound studies, shitposting. I like Triscuits and Henry James, maybe one or two other things. The slotted spoon can catch the potato. 🥔 Thank you so much! You’re my mentor, too.
Gordon Ramsay, reading Gargantua and Pantagruel: "it doesn't really deliver that wow factor"
I was going to ring up 1-800-SAFE-AUTO, but I wasn't sure whether to pick up the phone. Is the call free?
huhuhuhuhuh he said Hill and Wang huhuhuhuhuhuh
I am older than the memes on which I skeet
Steely Dan reminds me of how my OxiClean bathroom cleaner smells
Ah yes the 11th century, famous for its beautiful scent 🤢
Came across this one doing some research about Coney Island and I think maybe I'm obsessed with it? www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKBN...
Lonesome (Fejos, 1928) — 1080p
YouTube video by André Bourbeau
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And now for my signature dish, a toaster waffle, served on a bed of paper towel, with a side of maple/brown sugar oatmeal
Okay fine I guess a machine that writes my emails and destroys society would solve all my problems in a manner of speaking
you may think that Stella Dallas was a self-sacrificing mother, but I think she was living la Vidor loca
Am I the worst writer of all time or merely the worst person?
The cheaper the skeeter, the gaudier the shitposts
The amazing thing about Everybody Loves Raymond is that it had Peter Boyle and Brad Garrett and there is no evidence that it ever made a single person laugh
Custom kitchen deliverayeeayeeay
weirded out when people cite me by full name (including middle). Where'd you get that?? (From my dissertation I guess, but why on earth are you reading my dissertation.)
saw Nolan's Odyssey and learned some important lessons about how breaching the time-honored rituals of hospitality by eating your guests is a great way to get cancelled by the woke mob
love 2 b talking about how the wind is cold and plants are green and then just throw in Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly
excited for Nolan's film version of Under Milk Wood
Ok Hillsboro!
The Oregonian@oregonian.com · last wk.The Hillsboro City Council unanimously adopted a four-month moratorium on new data centers. Hillsboro was responding to public outrage triggered in May, when the city fielded 17 applications for tax breaks ahead of a state moratorium on some new incentives. www.oregonlive.com/silicon-fore...
I’ve always liked tasty Triscuit crackers and I always will
i've given up on being good. now i just need to find people who haven't even arrived at the giving up stage.
Sorry to be contrarian but I think Clarissa left some things unexplained
I loved the scene in the odyssey when Odysseus returns to Ithaca and says “do you like apples?” And antinous replies “uh yeah..” and Odysseus says “I shot an arrow through the eye of 12 axes. How do you like them apples!?”
On a scale from brat to not that brat, I’ve had bratter summers
You’re the only Od I see From Od-yss-A to Od-yss-Z (They’ll never make a cyclops out of me)
what's your favorite cover song, I think mine is Krystian Zimerman doing the LvB Concerto no 4