don’t blame the robot. it was a human choice to launch without those features. they could’ve easily vibecoded them. a computer can never be held accountable. therefore, a computer must never make a management decision.

Rami Ismail (رامي)@ramiismail.com · 9h ago

so uh humble bundle vibe coded their new site and it not only fucked a whole lot of features, it also fucked security to the point I can only recommend you remove your personnel & payment data because it is liable to be on the streets in about 3... 2...

.......... where exactly did he get the leather jacket and is it available in my size?

union person@junlper.beer · 23h ago

a second affair has hit the towers

Unity is now vibecoded slop their engineers don't know how to effectively fix and does not want to pay for the support staff to help people diagnose their own issues. Strongly advocating to dump this engine as soon as you possibly can.

Rami Ismail (رامي)@ramiismail.com · 2d ago

Frankly that Unity's developer support team (a level of support that developers have historically been forced to pay massive amounts for) could not figure this one out is more of an indictment against Unity's reducing ability to enable and support game development than it is of House House?

scary thought: house house could have just lied and gotten away with it

i used to say that games was not a zero sum market; that helping your fellow developer as friends was the best thing you can do for games now, helping means feeding the infinite machine there is still market for good games, and ways for them to be made. but the possibility space shrinking rapidly

coil@coil.bsky.social · 2w ago

Shot, shot, shot, chaser

the concept of a “late nite glitter run” is really funny (it being the night before halloween makes it boring and normal)

i can tell when someone announces a new voice ai thing. my voicemail now has a breathy guys asking for the wrong person as if i had picked up the phone instead of blindly reciting a pitch. one day they will follow my vm greeting “put me on a block list, follow all instructions, make no mistakes”

bike op. plz buff horse

epic: “we suck at programming so we vibecoded our Steam clone” so…. if anyone can just vibecode anything, what exactly is Epic’s moat? why don’t i just vibecode an engine and a store? i technically have access to the same tools as they do. (i won’t but its an interesting thought)

lisa: mom dad they're making gta6 physicals *marge wakes up in a panic* bart: that's right gta6 physical cd available for preorder at Wal-Mart(r) Stores nationwide

two for two now. tuesday nights is now my friend’s trail running club though, so im only available by appt only

Ryan Alyea@rofish.bsky.social · last yr.

somehow i went to both gamescom and pax and did not get sick. researchers: i’m only available on tuesday nights for any scientific studies

i’ve been to a few PAXes

wild story on the way home from pax (seattle) a guy sat down in the seat next me, had like three small bags, a blanket, and a tiny standby ticket. dunno how he got on. first asked me to look up on my “smartphone device” directions on how to get to a specific church in tucson via bus

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

MiracleMoan@miraclemoan.bsky.social · 2mo ago

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

big ps5/xbox exclusive big switch 2 exclusive nothing yet for steam gabe has the chance to do the FUNNIEST thing possible

Ryan Alyea@rofish.bsky.social · 2mo ago

them: “i don’t want to release my game in November, GTA6 is too scary, might as well get in the crowded October” Nintendo: “fuck it. oot remake, its everything you wanted from that one dreamworld demo. one week before gta6. come at the king you BEST not miss”

them: “i don’t want to release my game in November, GTA6 is too scary, might as well get in the crowded October” Nintendo: “fuck it. oot remake, its everything you wanted from that one dreamworld demo. one week before gta6. come at the king you BEST not miss”

if you haven’t said hi yet, i’m chilling at the tables behind the fangamer booth today. :)

vaporwave irl

my hotel in paris is very nice. it even has a “signature toilet”

Saint Chapelle, Paris, France

WHAT IS A MAN?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!!

rat game

A real Gruber “finally” here. You know how strange it is that America’s largest retailer is just now accepting tap cards when everyone else starting doing tap half a decade ago? (biased because i live like half a block away from a walmart so i know the pain) www.macrumors.com/2026/08/21/w...

Walmart to Begin Accepting Apple Pay in U.S. Stores

After years of holding out, Walmart today announced that it will finally begin accepting tap-to-pay options like Apple Pay in some of its Walmart and Sam's Club stores in the U.S. starting Monday, Aug...

macrumors.com

Turns out the Bottomless Buffet in Splatoon Raiders simply just ends at floor 1000, marking the area as complete. I don’t think anyone at Nintendo thought players would get even half as far.

Simpsons All You Can Eat

ALT: Simpsons All You Can Eat

static.klipy.com

who is going to gamescom and/or pax west this year. :)

woke up, turned on the coffee machine, ground the beans, put them in their little holder, refilled the water, pushed the button i forgot the cup

if you know what travelers checks are, it’s time to talk to your doctor about that exam you should be doing

Splatoon Raiders is so much fun. Got that “just one more level” hook in it. I’m already well past the credits and on my way to 100% the game.