vaporwave irl

my hotel in paris is very nice. it even has a “signature toilet”

Saint Chapelle, Paris, France

WHAT IS A MAN?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!!

rat game

A real Gruber “finally” here. You know how strange it is that America’s largest retailer is just now accepting tap cards when everyone else starting doing tap half a decade ago? (biased because i live like half a block away from a walmart so i know the pain) www.macrumors.com/2026/08/21/w...

Walmart to Begin Accepting Apple Pay in U.S. Stores

After years of holding out, Walmart today announced that it will finally begin accepting tap-to-pay options like Apple Pay in some of its Walmart and Sam's Club stores in the U.S. starting Monday, Aug...

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Turns out the Bottomless Buffet in Splatoon Raiders simply just ends at floor 1000, marking the area as complete. I don’t think anyone at Nintendo thought players would get even half as far.

Simpsons All You Can Eat

ALT: Simpsons All You Can Eat

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who is going to gamescom and/or pax west this year. :)

woke up, turned on the coffee machine, ground the beans, put them in their little holder, refilled the water, pushed the button i forgot the cup

if you know what travelers checks are, it’s time to talk to your doctor about that exam you should be doing

Splatoon Raiders is so much fun. Got that “just one more level” hook in it. I’m already well past the credits and on my way to 100% the game.

doing my semi regular text to myself to keep my old google voice account alive as long as possible

it’s my 40th birthday and finally made good on a threat: make my friends do a small triathlon special thanks to everyone who braved The Ryan Man 4.0 out in the stupid hot 110 tucson heat with surprise guest @reidman.bsky.social out there with a Course Finisher!! i’d hand out metals if i had them

based.

TONY GRAYSON 🗻@tonycomputerentertainment.com · last mo.

Our team at @summitsphere.com does not, cannot, and will not use generative AI in our games. The choice to abide by this rule is driven by a few informed factors.

some of the updates to Unity look cool. pity i dont trust them to not rugpull the entire indie games community with unsustainable licensing terms because a mobile gocha game makes 10 digits

tim: “so that’s it after five years? so long and good luck?” asha: “i don’t recall saying good luck”

Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · 2mo ago

BREAKING: Xbox will cut 3,200 jobs as part of a major reorganization, and divest from five studios: - Compulsion and Double Fine will go indie - Ninja Theory and Undead Labs will be sold - Arkane to enter consultation process Here's the full story: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

you know what, if i have to buy only digital, i will wait for the Steam version

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Grand Theft Auto VI is priced at $79.99 / Ultimate Edition $99.99. -Physical version includes a download code inside the box. Preloads begin Nov 12 -Preorders begin at midnight local time PR: www.businesswire.com/news/home/20... Ultimate and preorder bonus info: www.rockstargames.com/VI

attention is all you need (derogatory)

1mb: game 3mb: engine 0.5mb: text engine 65mb: the entire c# runtime statically linked 4mb: graphical libraries someone good at the economy tell me how to lower executable size?

fixed my broken computer speakers by replacing a known bad capacitor. hopefully.

e3 really is long dead now ain’t it

Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I don’t know what it’s like to find out Santa’s not real, but I imagine it’s a lot like getting to the JW and learning that the bar is closed for renovations all week

had a hankering to Live Mas(r) and i just now found out the taco bell near me closed. been eating healthy for a long time and idk when it closed i have this weird mourning for something i would barely go to now

Debug.Fail("You may find yourself, close to an object. And you may find yourself, unable to get the object. And you have to ask yourself: Well... how did I get here? -_(<_<)-_");

the pokemon poptart situation is crazy

gamedevs: github's downtime and issues are becoming unacceptable. what are you doing now? right now i'm just pushing to a remote file server rather than github just in case...

today was a productive day.

some of the things i write in my documentation: > dead animals ignore all tasks, and are never successful. no i will not explain

hiring! we have so many quality titles that we’re working on that our pipeline needs a manager! www.workwithindies.com/careers/fang...

Fangamer is hiring a Physical Publishing Manager

Fangamer is a seeking talented and motivated individual to manage its growing physical video game publishing pipeline.

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3d toriel is real and she can't hurt you. (anymore, we fixed that.) www.fangamer.com/products/jus...

UNDERTALE - 3D Toriel Keychain

This normal Toriel keychain was designed by Melora Mylin based on the original 3D model by Chelsea Saunders.  It's about 2.9 inches tall and made from PVC.

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Special thanks to both the crew at Famitsu and Fangamer Japan for putting this together!

OFF@offtherpg.com · 5mo ago

Coming soon: a big special feature of OFF in Famitsu! www.famitsu.com/article/2026...