Ryan Alyea
@rofish.bsky.social
hello. i am co-founder and do video games for @fangamer.com . buy my game: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3339880/OFF/ also the occasional endurance sport.
epic: “we suck at programming so we vibecoded our Steam clone” so…. if anyone can just vibecode anything, what exactly is Epic’s moat? why don’t i just vibecode an engine and a store? i technically have access to the same tools as they do. (i won’t but its an interesting thought)
lisa: mom dad they're making gta6 physicals *marge wakes up in a panic* bart: that's right gta6 physical cd available for preorder at Wal-Mart(r) Stores nationwide
two for two now. tuesday nights is now my friend’s trail running club though, so im only available by appt only
Ryan Alyea@rofish.bsky.social · last yr.somehow i went to both gamescom and pax and did not get sick. researchers: i’m only available on tuesday nights for any scientific studies
wild story on the way home from pax (seattle) a guy sat down in the seat next me, had like three small bags, a blanket, and a tiny standby ticket. dunno how he got on. first asked me to look up on my “smartphone device” directions on how to get to a specific church in tucson via bus
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
MiracleMoan@miraclemoan.bsky.social · 2mo agoRT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
big ps5/xbox exclusive big switch 2 exclusive nothing yet for steam gabe has the chance to do the FUNNIEST thing possible
Ryan Alyea@rofish.bsky.social · 2mo agothem: “i don’t want to release my game in November, GTA6 is too scary, might as well get in the crowded October” Nintendo: “fuck it. oot remake, its everything you wanted from that one dreamworld demo. one week before gta6. come at the king you BEST not miss”
them: “i don’t want to release my game in November, GTA6 is too scary, might as well get in the crowded October” Nintendo: “fuck it. oot remake, its everything you wanted from that one dreamworld demo. one week before gta6. come at the king you BEST not miss”
if you haven’t said hi yet, i’m chilling at the tables behind the fangamer booth today. :)
my hotel in paris is very nice. it even has a “signature toilet”
A real Gruber “finally” here. You know how strange it is that America’s largest retailer is just now accepting tap cards when everyone else starting doing tap half a decade ago? (biased because i live like half a block away from a walmart so i know the pain) www.macrumors.com/2026/08/21/w...
Walmart to Begin Accepting Apple Pay in U.S. Stores
After years of holding out, Walmart today announced that it will finally begin accepting tap-to-pay options like Apple Pay in some of its Walmart and Sam's Club stores in the U.S. starting Monday, Aug...
macrumors.com
Turns out the Bottomless Buffet in Splatoon Raiders simply just ends at floor 1000, marking the area as complete. I don’t think anyone at Nintendo thought players would get even half as far.
Simpsons All You Can Eat
ALT: Simpsons All You Can Eat
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woke up, turned on the coffee machine, ground the beans, put them in their little holder, refilled the water, pushed the button i forgot the cup
if you know what travelers checks are, it’s time to talk to your doctor about that exam you should be doing
Splatoon Raiders is so much fun. Got that “just one more level” hook in it. I’m already well past the credits and on my way to 100% the game.
doing my semi regular text to myself to keep my old google voice account alive as long as possible
it’s my 40th birthday and finally made good on a threat: make my friends do a small triathlon special thanks to everyone who braved The Ryan Man 4.0 out in the stupid hot 110 tucson heat with surprise guest @reidman.bsky.social out there with a Course Finisher!! i’d hand out metals if i had them
some of the updates to Unity look cool. pity i dont trust them to not rugpull the entire indie games community with unsustainable licensing terms because a mobile gocha game makes 10 digits
tim: “so that’s it after five years? so long and good luck?” asha: “i don’t recall saying good luck”
Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · 4mo agoBREAKING: Xbox will cut 3,200 jobs as part of a major reorganization, and divest from five studios: - Compulsion and Double Fine will go indie - Ninja Theory and Undead Labs will be sold - Arkane to enter consultation process Here's the full story: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
you know what, if i have to buy only digital, i will wait for the Steam version
Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 4mo agoGrand Theft Auto VI is priced at $79.99 / Ultimate Edition $99.99. -Physical version includes a download code inside the box. Preloads begin Nov 12 -Preorders begin at midnight local time PR: www.businesswire.com/news/home/20... Ultimate and preorder bonus info: www.rockstargames.com/VI
