we don’t name kids Ebenezer anymore. we should.

bird should (but probably won't) come closer.

tef@tef.bsky.social · last wk.

bird far away

Gotta say. Things have been better. Things are totally not nominal at the moment.

Folks are always amazed at how much knowledge I have, and then they’re shocked when they ask “how do you know all of this?!” and the answer is “I have fucked up so many things. You have no idea.”

here you go, babe. you can use my totally normal and not in any way weird phone.

USA is literally one of the worst countries why tf do we even live here

everyone deserves to experience joy and love and wonder. except landlords. those fuckers can rot.

*jfk voice* let the record state that I am here and ready to ah, eat ass

everyone's got an opinion about rick beato, but god damn he is an *excellent* interviewer of musicians. nobody else even comes close.

I picked the obviously correct answers and it fuckin nailed me.

liz ten eleven@selectric.space · 2mo ago

"You talk most like someone from Rhode Island — about 48% of your answers match a typical resident." o rly? wouldn't have guessed.

I love the aisles of the No 5 Crossbar. Here’s @1xb.co from last October.

Dreaming of Earth‘s Sphericity, I Would Offer My Love #filmphotography

okay here’s my very silly slightly secret joke tshirt cottonbureau.com/p/9J38KC/

Claire Ultraviolet@ultraviolet.photo · 2mo ago

i need to fix the design tomorrow, but next year is the centennial of the capitol hill “east” central office having dial telephone service, and i made a tshirt which references the fact that its office code is hilariously 324

Pour one out folks. My 7/8 combination wrench fell off my ladder and it’s completely disappeared from the universe.

I was just sitting down feeding the crows and a squirrel climbed up me to get a peanut. My dreams of turning into a tree are finally coming true!

someone should tell me that i'm a good girl! 😤

YOU ARE NOT IN TROUBLE - dashare.zone ADMIN

I’m lucky to live like 100m from a fuckin great izakaya.

so am i supposed to feel bad for the characters in Gone With The Wind, or ???

Thinking maybe I’ll be nonverbal and only communicate in musical tones

We can’t make 1980s basement couch anymore. We’ve lost that technology.

Would you like to leave a tip? 30% 35% 40%

Anyway, if anybody in the greater @victoriascott.bsky.social sphere is in the PNW and had a car that they want to get rid of for relatively cheap, I need a reliable daily.

Galactica Actual@1xb.co · 3mo ago

Pretty fucked up that my ‘97 Mercedes E320’s head gasket went at *checks notes* 70,000 total miles.

Pretty fucked up that my ‘97 Mercedes E320’s head gasket went at *checks notes* 70,000 total miles.

victoria scott@victoriascott.bsky.social · 3mo ago

@1xb.co at the communications museum Nikon F6 | Kodak Ektachrome 100 #filmphotography

amazon.com FRESNEL LENS nautical and maritime beacon 10,000 Nits / 30k Lumens 10 facet design lens lamp for Lighthouse / Home / Office / CRUISE SHIP use, Indoor Outdoor navigational aid for ships boats watercraft and vessels.

Once again I say: they should close Broadway to cars and just make it a pedestrian market like they do for pride and block party.

calling my sub “the lubricand” and getting away with it

i think i lost my headache