Sarah Autumn

@1xb.co

switch witch @ connections.museum, general miscreant

Once again I say: they should close Broadway to cars and just make it a pedestrian market like they do for pride and block party.

me, after almost a year since the buildings windows were cleaned: ahh finally I’ve put all of the screens back in. I am a good girl. building manager: the windows are going to be cleaned this Thursday. Please remove all screens. me: 😭

its crazy that for mission impossible final reckoning they really sent tom cruise to an abandoned russian submarine at the bottom of the ocean to retrieve a hard drive containing a world-ending AI.

"hey siri, what's my timer at?" >> there are no timers on homepod "hey siri, stop my 15 minute timer" >> there are no timers on homepod "hey siri look I totally set a timer and you acknowledged it" >> I found these web results for i totally set a timer... a few minutes later... * timer goes off *

vehicles that will leave without you: - elevator - chair lift - airplane - bus vehicles that won't leave without you - ambulance - hearse - bicycle

news articles being all sensationalist about the WA millionaires tax forcing millionaires to leave the state, and all i can think is “hm, the rich *do* seem pretty tasty. what if we ate them before they got a chance to leave??”

unfortunately we have not yet invented a way to make macOS stop bugging me about upgrading. I will be a curmudgeon and stick with 15.x for as long as I possibly can!

@1xb.co just went though one of her desk drawers for the first time in a few months, here is what was inside: • 2 medium sized rocks • 1 roll of receipt paper for mechanical calculator • Western Union telegraph key in original ceramic case (ca. 1920s) • two broken UV flashlights • assemblage of wire

I honestly think whatever the US has become must die and be replaced with something more beautiful, equitable, and just. You can't prop up the corpse any longer.