at @itcleb.bsky.social’s romanian parents rn for dinner starter pack: - lots of food. appetizers, dinner, and dessert. - pronouncing jambles real name wrong (it’s cute) - yes, let’s take shots of a traditional romanian liquor - disco music (modern talking) - more food
how am i going to explain to younger generations as an elder shaman living in a dilapidated city being retaken by the forest that ppl let the world burn bc ppl were mad that trans ppl wanted to play in sports
explaining to the job interviewer that the gap in my resumé was when i was chieftain of the badlands
walking up to an evangelical as a mysterious beggar and telling them "dost thou the gods serve? or merely that role affect?"
i keep enough green mana on hand so i can cast big powerful creatures against my enemies
i'm going to adopt that one cryptid creature that one guy in north carolina called 911 over on july 31, 2021
