board game

hey now who put this ball in my soup

it’s that time again, shoes on the bed time

my down B special move is kicking you in the balls

my pet wunkus

oh to be a victorian man having to lift his tailcoat while doing business in the outdoor privy lest he end up with a damp behind!

if you put a photo of yourself in your email signature i’m 100% going to judge you purely based off that

never meet your heroes because i finally bought my dream work loafers ($195) and my cheap old ones ($10) are still more comfortable lol

i vote to delete thursdays off the calendar

idea: human sized microwave for humans to enjoy

needing to poop at work = punishment for what happened in the garden of eden

my face when i my face when i my face when

flea market? no thank you. i can get those for free outside

played the longest yea boy ever for the neighborhood kids and they retaliated by knocking on the windows

same

cats should not be allowed to sleep with their third eyelid exposed

if you don’t have any friends count on me i’m your friend now

she didn’t like that i saw she had something on her nose

when @itcleb.bsky.social isn’t home i poop in their bathroom

i love having autism

i’m suffering from success (joint pain)

soon….

ethereal demon@seppuku.surgery · 12mo ago

it’s that time of year!

lady gaga's baby's birth is the new 9/11

have you ever seen someone do wordle better than me

girl i’m picking up my new bag in less than an hour

?

taking name suggestions for the ringworm on my foot

wow thanks nintendo for giving me nothing (no tomodachi life switch 2 version or even free update) 😐

people are posting about 9/11 but it’s only 9/9! geez guys do you also post about christmas on 12/23?