ethereal demon
@seppuku.surgery
i’m hard at work in your walls chewing on the electrical wiring @jambles.lol rescued me from the shelter’s euthanasia list
oh to be a victorian man having to lift his tailcoat while doing business in the outdoor privy lest he end up with a damp behind!
if you put a photo of yourself in your email signature i’m 100% going to judge you purely based off that
never meet your heroes because i finally bought my dream work loafers ($195) and my cheap old ones ($10) are still more comfortable lol
needing to poop at work = punishment for what happened in the garden of eden
flea market? no thank you. i can get those for free outside
played the longest yea boy ever for the neighborhood kids and they retaliated by knocking on the windows
cats should not be allowed to sleep with their third eyelid exposed
if you don’t have any friends count on me i’m your friend now
wow thanks nintendo for giving me nothing (no tomodachi life switch 2 version or even free update) 😐
people are posting about 9/11 but it’s only 9/9! geez guys do you also post about christmas on 12/23?