@politicaltrims
@politicaltrims.bsky.social
Posting awful puns and pointless trivia whenever I notice a male politician get a trim!
It's (comb)over! In 1990, a baby from Newbury broke the World Record for the baby born with the most teeth. 25 years later, combing no longer makes even a slight dent(al) in Newbury MP @leedillonmp.bsky.social 's morning routine, with good reactions in the (p)early (whites) days! 🥚🪒
Who's hoping to "cross" a post Easter weekend barbers trip off their to-do list today?
I am proud to announce that the Big June Prune fundRAZOR is back this June to raise money to support the incredible work of @mindcharity.bsky.social To sign up visit www.justgiving.com/team/bigjune... and your hairoics will help be a case of "A little off your head, a lot off someones mind".
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Today, Ed Davey launched the Lib Dems Local Election Campaign in Henley on a Hobby Horse that lacked the mane of the areas former MP.
So, I hope you enjoyed the nice weather lately. I decided to set up that Fundraising page because I want to support 3 good charities. Like most of us, I like my hair, I have never been bald, and personally, I think you need a special kind of craziness. @politicaltrims.bsky.social
Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp has been to Berlin this week. Before the trip, he "wall"ked into his barbers (Br)and(enburg) as asked not for a clipper "Spree" but a short back and sides.
Wishing everyone a great weekend! Who'll be spending part of their Saturday Sat in a barbers chair? 💈🪑
When the clocks go forward this weekend the average person will lose out on 0.018 mm's of head hair growth. A slight delay for @safejfer.bsky.social as he sets out to grow enough hair to donate to @littleprincesses.bsky.social! www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...
.@safejfer.bsky.social's Birthday is "Boxing" Day. His hair will continue to get more "heavyweight" as he let's it grow to donate to a cause that I "(g)love" @LPTrustUK, his fundRAZOR will also "(b)ring" much needed funds to Lingen Davies & Qube. To donate visit www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...
Hello friends. A few years ago, I took part in a charity event for a good cause. I decided to shave my head. But this time, I chose charities, and with no time limit, I decided to grow my hair long enough to donate it to Little Princes Trust. www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...
Hitchin MP @alistrathern.bsky.social has not applied a (Kryp)ton of hairspray in the Common this afternoon as his forelock flops done in a "Clark Kent" style kiss curl.
In the 2023 Brighton and Hove Council Elections, @sallonsax.bsky.social received 1085 votes. The same number as the length of the Worlds Longest Piece of "Chewing Gum" in mm's. After a period of hair growth he has opted not to "stick" with the fringe that "(wrig)leys" close to his eyeline.
Happy Birthday to @graeme-l-casey.bsky.social, whose age no longer starts with the same number of nose wax swabs up his nostrils! 🥳🎁🎂
In 1992, the first UK branch of Nando's opened in Ealing. 33 years later clippers have been around the "peri-peri"meter of Ealing Cllr @libdemjon.bsky.social's head. 💈Big Jim's Trims #SupportLocal
Derby City Cllr Jamie Mulhall's twitter bio states that he is a "Lover of a Sunday Roast". Here he is "beef"ore and after his hair underwent "all the trimmings" yesterday.
A short "Jack" and sides for @jackpriceharbach.bsky.social 💈Crate Cheshire, Barons Quay, Northwich #supportlocal
Happy Friday everyone! 🥳 Who's ending the month with a trip to their "Feb"ulous barber?
Two and a half decades on I can not defend the haircut. But please sponsor a good cause
@politicaltrims@politicaltrims.bsky.social · 2y agoIn the coming weeks, Calder Valley MP @joshfg.bsky.social's running distances will become increasingly like his youthful locks in length. As he trains for the London Marathon, which he is running for Overgate Hospice to donate visit 2025tcslondonmarathon.enthuse.com/pf/josh-fent...
Yeovil MP @adamjamesdance.bsky.social has swapped an apron for a tabard. (P)in(nie) between doing so he's been to the barbers to stop his hair from growing over(all) the top of his ears.
In the coming weeks, Calder Valley MP @joshfg.bsky.social's running distances will become increasingly like his youthful locks in length. As he trains for the London Marathon, which he is running for Overgate Hospice to donate visit 2025tcslondonmarathon.enthuse.com/pf/josh-fent...
North Somerset MP @sadikal-hassanmp.bsky.social shares a Birthday with the Pope. As you (Vati)can see he's recently attempted to "Mass"ter using the short settings on his beard trimmer.
Wishing Police Crime Commissioner with the MOst @politicaltrims.bsky.social surname @matthewbarber.bsky.social a Happy Birthday! 🥳🎁🎂
Happy Birthday to Newbury MP @leedillonmp.bsky.social, may your day be as bright as your barber's clippers light.
A huge chop for Labour in Paymaster General Nick Thomas-Symonds' Constituency. As Reform gain Trevethin and Penygarn.
Britain Elects@britainelects.com · 2y ago❗ Reform GAIN from Labour Trevethin and Penygarn (Torfaen) council by-election result: REF: 47.0% (+47.0) LAB: 26.6% (-49.2) IND: 12.0% (+12.0) IND: 11.7% (+11.7) GRN: 2.6% (+2.6) No Con (-24.1) as prev. +/- 2022
The most Conservative growth in the New Forest since Desmond Swayne's lockdown locks.
Election Maps UK@electionmaps.uk · 2y agoBransgore, Burley, Sopley & Ringwood East (New Forest) Council By-Election Result: 🌳 CON: 60.0% (+32.5) 🌍 GRN: 18.9% (-11.9) ➡️ RFM: 15.5% (New) 🔶 LDM: 3.1% (New) 🌹 LAB: 2.5% (-5.1) No IND (-34.1) as previous. Conservative GAIN from Green. Changes w/ 2023.
Last year, Eastbourne was named the best place in England for stargazing. You don't need a telescope to (cons)tell(ation) that Eastbourne MP @joshbabarinde.bsky.social has had trim over the weekend.
