tfw a dog eats a whole head of cabbage
Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social · yesterdayWho here remembers Get Your Pets?
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Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social · yesterdayMaxFun Meetup Day is Sunday, Oct 4! Carleton Place, Canada Toulouse, France Tempe & Tucson AZ Alameda & Studio City CA Aurora CO Lakeland FL South Bend IN Baltimore MD St. Paul MN New York NY Portland OR Harrisburg, Langhorne, & Pittsburgh PA Nashville TN Kennewick WA Info & RSVPs in the link ⬇️
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Today's episode: AdmissKIBBLE Evidence! Should Steve be allowed to feed their dogs treats on walks, or should he stick to frozen peas like his wife Abbey requests? The dogs like treats, but they also like peas - and the dogs are CHONKY! youtu.be/gmY2wwh7A50
AdmissKibble Evidence
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Thanks to the fine people at @offermanwoodshop.bsky.social, we have our new gavel! Check out our exclusive, John Hodgman POV as he unboxes our gavel just for our YouTube: youtu.be/bFoOActe2Tw?...
Unboxing Our New Gavel!
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PSA 4 today Put support 4 @alotrolado-org.bsky.social on yr donations list. Its something you can do 2 directly aid individuals & families forcibly removed & dumped in2 homelessness by ICE. #spreadtheword #share #follow Thanks to @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social 4 the hot tip & work done so far....
Judge John Hodgman@judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social · 2w agoWhat happens to someone when they're deported? Judge @hodgman.bsky.social and Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social share their visit to Tijuana & how it affected their understanding of the good work done by the people at @alotrolado-org.bsky.social. If you feel moved, please donate at: www.alotrolado.org
Our newest episode is up - along with our NEW GAVEL REVEAL, courtesy of the fine folks at @offermanwoodshop.bsky.social. Please enjoy our Expert Witness, @nickofferman.bsky.social, as he testifies about our BRAND NEW GAVEL 👨🏻⚖️
When it comes to eating a banana, do you take off the strings - or are you a FREAK?
What happens to someone when they're deported? Judge @hodgman.bsky.social and Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social share their visit to Tijuana & how it affected their understanding of the good work done by the people at @alotrolado-org.bsky.social. If you feel moved, please donate at: www.alotrolado.org
🚨CALLING ALL CARTOONS!🚨 Artist Lisa Hanawalt, of Bojack Horseman fame, is a guest on an upcoming episode, and we want all your CARTOON-RELATED disputes! Do you think Roadrunner and Coyote should stop fighting and get together? Are you a Simpsons-head but your partner loves South Park? LET US KNOW!
Today's episode: PRAWN and Order! Leora wants Sam to clear all future pets with her before he brings them into the house. Sam says, the shrimp he brought aren't pets - they are WORKERS! Someone on YT asked if this was a bit and babe, this whole show is a bit. WATCH HERE: youtu.be/QZ4EZxc_eBo
PRAWN and Order
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The thing about Gilmore Girls that bugged our litigant most? The lack of weather accuracy, of course! (Doesn't stop him from watching every fall tho 👀)
raise your hand if you have been personally traumatized by Watership Down 🙋♀️
Star Trek or Star Wars? Don't quibble, says Judge John Hodgman
Our new episode is LIVE! This week we have the classic conundrum: Gilmore Girls Wife, or Wheel of Time Husband? Judge John Hodgman and Guest Bailiff Monte Belmonte help our couple decide! youtu.be/fLe3DrsicLU
LoreLAI-ING Under Oath
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Judge John Hodgman judges which is better: Diet Coke or Coke Zero? Coke-heads, come at us in the comments!
Today's rerun episode is now live! Judge for yourself: is bringing your own hot dogs to the game literally ever okay?
The world's been heavy, so I started binging @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social on YT the last few days for a big does of cheesy goodness and wholesomeness. Then this video showed up in my feed.
Visiting Tijuana with Al Otro Lado
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Is mayonnaise on a hot dog ever okay? What if it's grilled? What if it's after a Beyoncé concert and you're filled with the joy of life and you get it from a street vendor (native angelenos, we're looking at you) youtu.be/4Mc5L7KJBCo?...
Mayo on a Hot Dog??
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Judge John Hodgman asks Guest Expert @jamieloftus.bsky.social : is a hot dog a sandwich? Her answer SHAKES HIM TO HIS CORE (or at least the sign behind his desk)
Today on Judge John Hodgman: THE HOT DOG-CKET, with special guest expert, and author of RAW DOG: The Naked Truth About Hot Dogs, @jamieloftus.bsky.social ! youtu.be/xVnuIPzK45k?...
The Hot DOG-cket
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Back in 2022, Mark and Hal revealed not only the best Dolly Parton song of all time, but also the best bird show in! the! world! (Feels weird promoting a podcast under the circumstances, but everyone's love for Dolly shines through every second of this ep, so I thought you might like to hear it)
#392 - Best Dolly Parton Song with Jennifer Marie Kelley
We Got This With Mark and Hal welcomes Jennifer Marie Kelley to determine the best Dolly Parton Song of all time
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When it comes to tomatoes, are you quality, quantity, or scared of your wife's reaction? youtube.com/shorts/4f9zu...
Quality or Quantity?
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Please don't lick your wives - especially if they ask you not to?? Judge John Hodgman's screen can only take so much SWIFT JUSTICE
FRIDAY AFTERNOON in Los Angeles I'm hosting a screening of my FAVORITE FILM OF ALL TIME, "A Thousand Clowns." About children who think they're adults and adults who act like children and the perils of a life in comedy. You coming?? www.americancinematheque.com/now-showing/...
Today's episode: NIGHTShade Court! Do you ripen your tomatoes ON THE VINE, critters be darned? Or in the bag, like the science-lover you are? youtu.be/56YY79kmuoc
Nightshade Court
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JJHO fans, weigh in! Do you chainsaw at 7 am?
Maggie Vail@magicbeans.bsky.social · 2mo agoWhat time of day do people have to stop chainsawing?
