Not me hearing fireworks in my neighborhood and coming to Bluesky to check to see if it happened…👀

Ugh...Overwatch is down. :( Let me into Stadium Comp while I still cannnnn.

Meal prepped sausage, peppers, and onions for my lunches this, made four turkey and Swiss sandwiches for an easy dinner, and prepped garlic parm potatoes and mushrooms (2 dishes) so I have a nutritious snack when I inevitably get high. I’m feeling so productive today.

Hell, I often made dinner for my abuser because he was frequently so drunk so often, feeding him became my way of controlling the situation. It’s the same tactic I use for my alcoholic best friend/roommate.

Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · 3d ago

I made dinner for my abuser a bunch of times. You have to play nice while you're planning your escape so you don't get dead. Max Miller is a textbook abuser.

This, fellas. It really isn't that hard to get a girl interested. We literally only want a little bit of effort.

JM Seaborn@jmseaborn.bsky.social · 5d ago

I've held the phone for ten minutes. She's had 17 likes. That's what you're up against, fellas. Don't have an empty bio and for sure as all fuck, don't write "If you like what you see, just a ask!" She won't ask and she won't remember you in three minutes.

Had my first therapy session today and I made my therapist laugh really hard, so I guess I did it. I won therapy.

Hey Outlander Episode 8 Season Episode 7, one quick question. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Mark Hamill Boomerposting is so fucking funny to me.

Mark Hamill@markhamillofficial.bsky.social · last wk.

LET US BE CLEAR: If tRump does indeed run for a third term, his Democratic opponent will be none other than BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA who will AUTOMATICALLY WIN. "DONALD tRUMP CEASES TO BE PRESIDENT AT NOON ON JANUARY 20th, 2029." SAY IT!!! (& thank you for your attention to this hypothetical matter)

On season 7 of Outlander and Claire sure gets herself in a lot of situations, huh?

As a woman whose pride and joy is her hair, r/bald is easily one of my favorite places on the internet. The way these people of all genders glow the fuck up after accepting and leaning into hair loss is so fucking beautiful. Their rediscovered confidence is so rad!

Guess who made the mistake of being honest with her psychiatrist? Now guess who just got her very own suicide crisis plan written up?! I‘ve got this type of depression that makes it comforting to think of dying while not acutally wanting to KMS. People don’t seem to get it.

@schumer.senate.gov loves a good tweet but won’t do anything to actually help the American, and would rather demonize the progressive side of the party with the rest of the establishment Democrats.

Chuck Schumer@schumer.senate.gov · 2w ago

Nothing says 'golden age' like gas over $4, endless foreign wars, skyrocketing costs, election denialism, and withholding millions of pages of the Epstein files.

I *should* read this, but my family lived this with a relative when I was a kid. No cops called. No therapy received. We worshipped with my family member’s abuser for years. I was 9-10, so I didn’t understand then. But I do, now. And I’ve been pissed since. So I just can’t read it. But you should.

ProPublica@propublica.org · 2w ago

NEW: As ProPublica and @startribune.com investigated child sexual abuse in the Old Apostolic Lutheran Church, reporters found a common theme: children who were victims of sexual misconduct going on to repeat the behavior.

Here are two shapes. If you had to assign the name "bouba" to one and "kiki" to the other, which name would you give to which? In this Lingthusiasm zine, @gretchenmcculloch.com gets enthusiastic about these two linguistically famous shapes Print it yourself here: lingthusiasm.com/post/8223518...

WOW! What a fucking game.

England starting strong I guess. I'm still rooting for France because of Kane. I literally couldn't name a single French player, which means their sins don't exist for me at this moment in time.

Really leaning into my impending middle age. Just finished my first pool exercise where I was easily the youngest person by a wide margin. I’m 37😂 Anyways, I highly recommend it. It was a blast and way harder than I expected.

Watching S5 of Outlander. Jamie got bit by a venomous snake. He starts fading and asks her to "touch him" as he's dying, I guess? So she rips her shift off and starts jacking him off. Dude seems like he's fading fast, so she speeds up. Then he gasps and is alive again? The Life-Giving HJ?

If you're one of the unlucky folks currently breathing the air my dad described this morning as "hot, thick, and tan," a C-R box could help. It's (relatively) cheap and easy and the materials should all be at your local hardware store. Made one during the SoCal fires last year and it helped a ton.

How to build your own Corsi-Rosenthal Box - Corsi-Rosenthal Foundation

Dedicated to providing cleaner safer air for all.

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Hey, remember when Lindsey Graham died and how much fun we all had?

The poor Peacock announcer has lost his voice and he's so overcome with emotion right now, I don't even need a translation.

HOLY SHIT ARGENTINA!!!

This is such a FUN interview. I'll never not be obsessed with Alex Horne's ability to throw out a joke and not react AT ALL. His comedic timing absolutely kills me. "I'm Camilla."

Bullseye with Jesse Thorn@bullseye.maximumfun.org · 3w ago

Alex Horne and Greg Davies, the hosts of the British competition show Taskmaster, join us to chat about some of their favorite past tasks, why most of the contestants are comedians, and so much more! www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpKO...

This TreeTop apple juice commercial feels very very culty.

All Americans should refresh their memories when it comes to Bastille Day. Maybe then we can get some traction and save our country.

Larry the Cat@number10cat.bsky.social · 3w ago

Joyeux 14 Juillet - Vive la France! 🇫🇷

Was mentally grumbling that he’s never going to come to San Diego reading the first half of his schedule. I’m stoked to be wrong. Anyways, brb. Gotta go buy some tickets.

Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman.bsky.social · 3w ago

Tickets are now available for my shows this fall in Pittsburgh (11/12) and Cleveland (11/13) as well as San Diego (10/28); Chandler, AZ (10/29); Houston (10/22) and Irving, TX (10/21); and Cambridge, MA (9/19)! Grab some now! Ticket links: www.joshgondelman.com/schedule

It’s kind of muggy in San Diego right now. It kind of reminds me of Florida, because there’s also a light breeze. We opened the doors and windows and as a result, I just took the most delicious Sunday afternoon couch nap. Reminds me of coming home and napping after church when I was a kid.

Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.

I have no real reason to be checking Bluesky at 3:30am, but learning Lindsey Graham died is worth it. What a delightful amuse bouche while we wait for the big event to happen. Delicious, but truly only whets my appetite for more.

So we're all Vikings today, right? Let's go Norway!

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