Jo
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amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn’t it?
been with my new company for about 3 months now... yesterday i had my first "oh shit" moment. big miscommunication. directly affects THE PUBLIC (shudder) i laid awake most of the night worrying about it. told my manager this morning... and she's apologised and taken full responsibility
Is This Real Life?
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i've always been a huge fan of toilet humour. nothing funnier than a fart. and then... i became the mother of a boy toddler. i can't take it anymore. i'm gassed out. karma has hit me. i miss fresh air. it's not funny anymore. make it stop. my eyes are stinging
the only way to get my son downstairs for dinner was to hide and make cat noises, so that he'd come and investigate. that's how today is going
we bought a GIANT wardrobe to fit everything in our bedroom. clothes, books, makeup, accessories, shoes, toiletries - eeeeeeverything expect for the bed, pretty much we are awful at building things so booked a handyman to put it together for us
every time i give my kid a bath, he yells "buzz! buzz! BUZzzZz!" and i'm like... yup ok mate whatever you say, good talk👌🏻 but i've just realised, i have a dbz shower curtain and... yeah. i see it
can you overdose on multivitamin gummies??? basically, i was DESPERATE for some haribo so i ate around 45 of these instead. do i need to call somebody or is it just a case of shitting through the eye of a needle later?
i wish my grey hairs would make a badass streak, instead of looking like a bird has taken a shit right on top of my head
my 1yr old has started saying "to infinity.... and beyond!" which was really cool at first, but it's been repeated aaaaaall night and now my thoughts are just static
toddler language is weird. he can't pronounce mummy, so he says minnie. however, minnie is ALSO his word for rainbow and woody (toy story)
Confused What The
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i know i've tweeted/posted/skeeted/squirted/whatever about the uk heatwaves 2826373 times but my godddddddd, come on man ENOUGH
oooo that fallout franchise bundle on steam is calling my name. 65% off. yummyyyy
Parrot's Conflicted Desire: I Need It, No I Don't
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we had a couple of hours childfree yesterday (first time in a year! 😵💫) so took the opportunity to stock UP
there's a new wiggles song that references popeye and samson (biblical) in the same line, and i'm here for it
hello, as is tradition i've bought a mystery bundle of steam keys and already own a couple anyone want these??? (the starpoint game comes with all the extras pictured)
my partner and i have been seriously considering intercountry adoption (at some point in the future) and our only major concern is the recent surge of racism in the uk. how fucked is that?? we're genuinely weighing up if a child would have a worse time here because of their skin colour
hey guys! if you're interested, a good friend of mine takes commissions for custom TCG binders/cards (all hand painted, super cool) here's her insta page: www.instagram.com/ditzyditto8
i'm so ill, and have about 86 virtual meetings today. fantastic stuff my son couldn't sleep at all last night unless i stroked his back. so i did. for 10 hours. i'm snotty, sleep deprived, throat full of razorblades and head full of wet sand i'm ready
Tree Gelbman Sleepy in Happy Death Day
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my dad is flapping about the fact that my son's bedroom has *checks notes* ...windows. "haven't you heard Eric Clapton's tears in heaven???" mind you, these are normal, lockable windows that are unreachable
we're going out today and anthony just said "i'll change the baby, if you want to go and get ready" bitch, i AM ready. the fuck???
Dead Man Walking! Iconic Movie Scene
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i just accidentally texted "i have the shits" to someone i haven't spoken to since 2018 good morning
hi all, my brother-in-law and his pals have made a YouTube channel for their parkour group so if you're into that, topless men and lots of swearing, please check em out youtube.com/@sowthpk?si=...
Sowth
Parkour group based in South Wales!
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haunted room update: i didn't put gengar there, so can we all please pray that my son did???? even though he's sound asleep??? cool, thanks
Jo@shinyjoanna.bsky.social · 5mo agoso, my kid has an annoying toy cactus that repeats everything you say (actually, he has three, but that’s another horror story) one of them has been loudly screaming out of nowhere. i… don’t like it. help
LMAO i can't believe this just happened me in the big '26. took my son shopping, bought him a doll (he is OBSESSED too - cuddled her, given her a bottle, lots of kisses. very sweet) anyway, walking home and a neighbour THAT I DONT EVEN KNOWWWWW made a shitty comment about boys playing with dolls
i'm working on a big project at work, some of the objectives are due tomorrow (july 24th) and some are due throughout sept/nov ...at least, i think? had an email today like "can you send over the completed X project" sorry??? you mean the july 24th stuff right? not the whole project? ...right?
these last few weeks have been sad and exhausting. losing my cousin, his funeral... work is ramping up.. not having a village/childcare so i don't see my partner much (we both have jobs, and plan shifts so that we work on each others day's off) aaaand sleep deprivation is chipping away at my sanity
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