hello, i feel like i haven't checked in here for a while. here's how life is going: pokémon, hair dye, tea, motherhood, sickness, pussy and cowboys. the usual 🤗

being nosy and listening to some schoolkids chatting "have you done the history homework?" "yeah. do you want a photo of it?" "yes please. oh, send it to Ben and James too" "all of you need it?" "yeah. please." "ok. i asked chatgpt though, so it might be wrong"

Compilation of Facepalm Moments

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so. i sorted a bunch of pokémon cards to go into binders - not necessarily pricey ones but LOTS of faves. some rare. put em altogether a plastic box for now. i also sorted a load of bulk to be given away. carboard box. anthony took the box and donated it. as asked. ...just not the right one

i'm feeling quite manic and anxious, so the logical thing to do is dye my hair red

cat

it's my birthday in a couple of weeks, and i'm straight up just gonna take a big ol' nap. that's all i want. maybe some chicken nuggets i can't wait

every now and then, cilla black's rendition of "she'll be coming round the mountain" pops into my head, and i'm traumatised for the rest of the day

i know i say it aaaaaaaaall the time, but i'm so tired. it's been 19 months but i still feel like i'm in the newborn trenches. he wakes every 90 mins. every night. FOR NINETEEEEEENN MONTHHSSSSSSSSSSSSS. cmon man. did i kick a kitten in a former life???? help

good morning. my son has spend the first few hours of the day running around the house shouting "mummy did a big poo!" so that's cool

i've had this stuck in my head for about 3 weeks. you're welcome

i've always been a huge fan of toilet humour. nothing funnier than a fart. and then... i became the mother of a boy toddler. i can't take it anymore. i'm gassed out. karma has hit me. i miss fresh air. it's not funny anymore. make it stop. my eyes are stinging

the only way to get my son downstairs for dinner was to hide and make cat noises, so that he'd come and investigate. that's how today is going

we bought a GIANT wardrobe to fit everything in our bedroom. clothes, books, makeup, accessories, shoes, toiletries - eeeeeeverything expect for the bed, pretty much we are awful at building things so booked a handyman to put it together for us

every time i give my kid a bath, he yells "buzz! buzz! BUZzzZz!" and i'm like... yup ok mate whatever you say, good talk👌🏻 but i've just realised, i have a dbz shower curtain and... yeah. i see it

can you overdose on multivitamin gummies??? basically, i was DESPERATE for some haribo so i ate around 45 of these instead. do i need to call somebody or is it just a case of shitting through the eye of a needle later?

i wish my grey hairs would make a badass streak, instead of looking like a bird has taken a shit right on top of my head

my 1yr old has started saying "to infinity.... and beyond!" which was really cool at first, but it's been repeated aaaaaall night and now my thoughts are just static

toddler language is weird. he can't pronounce mummy, so he says minnie. however, minnie is ALSO his word for rainbow and woody (toy story)

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i know i've tweeted/posted/skeeted/squirted/whatever about the uk heatwaves 2826373 times but my godddddddd, come on man ENOUGH

we're having a slow day

oooo that fallout franchise bundle on steam is calling my name. 65% off. yummyyyy

Parrot's Conflicted Desire: I Need It, No I Don't

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we had a couple of hours childfree yesterday (first time in a year! 😵‍💫) so took the opportunity to stock UP

there's a new wiggles song that references popeye and samson (biblical) in the same line, and i'm here for it

hello, as is tradition i've bought a mystery bundle of steam keys and already own a couple anyone want these??? (the starpoint game comes with all the extras pictured)

my partner and i have been seriously considering intercountry adoption (at some point in the future) and our only major concern is the recent surge of racism in the uk. how fucked is that?? we're genuinely weighing up if a child would have a worse time here because of their skin colour

hey guys! if you're interested, a good friend of mine takes commissions for custom TCG binders/cards (all hand painted, super cool) here's her insta page: www.instagram.com/ditzyditto8

i'm so ill, and have about 86 virtual meetings today. fantastic stuff my son couldn't sleep at all last night unless i stroked his back. so i did. for 10 hours. i'm snotty, sleep deprived, throat full of razorblades and head full of wet sand i'm ready

Tree Gelbman Sleepy in Happy Death Day

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my dad is flapping about the fact that my son's bedroom has *checks notes* ...windows. "haven't you heard Eric Clapton's tears in heaven???" mind you, these are normal, lockable windows that are unreachable