i think about this tweet every day

vagueposting in the patient portal

pick your poison: tabletop rulebook that talks to you like Hold the soft animal of this moment in your cupped palms. You are safe here. It is okay to cry -or- tabletop rulebook that talks to you like LISTEN UP FUCKSTIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

261008_134601_C.clj tweegeemee.com/i/261008_134601_C #ProceduralArt #generative

Strange New Worlds opened its run with "what if the Gorn, originally a parable for how demonizing The Other is wrong, were actually just xenomorphs that wanted to rape-murder and eat you?" and they made a movie about a Section 31 black ops team, so it's not so much "taking" the bent as already there

Kerouac666@kerouac666.bsky.social · yesterday

I really feel like not a lot of people have absorbed that the Ellisons own Star Trek now. I’m anticipating it taking a pro-capitalism/colonialism bent with some technofascist talking points. Larry Ellison built out the CCPs surveillance state tech, after all.

right

This is Miyamoto. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2 is cancelled. I need some time to relax and bounce on dick. I'll release new games when I feel like it.

When starting Donkey Kong Land, there is a 1/8 chance the game will boot in a "paranoid ducking state" where Donkey Kong will constantly look around while ducking. This is actually a fault of the random number generator, which "locks in" to a single value and fails to be random.

It's short for Ubigar Softagon

this looks like a place where there were esteemed deeds, thinking i might build a house here

All done? Just select Bust from the Sex menu

women are more likely to recognize a series of words about idk girl stuff like hair and flowers and arts and crafts. however men are more likely to recognize a series of words that, when combined, form a plotline from Metal Gear Solid

the rich and nuanced tension between two Midwestern women on the phone who keep reflexively apologizing

i got a system for making her decimal dewey

we need to put a hit on James Wan

roommate dreamt that we were watching TV and i homophobically commented that a guy onscreen "looks like he gets stuck on dick" and now i cannot stop saying this IRL about myself and others. "yeah bro looks like he gets stuck on it" "this is my work outfit for the getting stuck on dick factory" etc

we're still trying to understand the occluded processes by which certain cis women access tgirl swag

Dr. Lucky Tran@luckytran.com · 18h ago

This picture will always be iconic. RIP Margaret Hamilton who wrote the software that successfully guided NASA’s Apollo missions through the moon.

wondering when we'll get a lab leak of kindness, peace, and love

roxies i never posted here

the most important things to come out of the lord of the rings are tove jansson's hobbit illustrations and this. it's just a fact

@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 5d ago

The Taming of Sméagol Donato Giancola

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Could he have started the war in order to get the strait closed, cut down ship traffic, and give the North Atlantic Right Whale population a chancr to recover?

my friends are trying to stop me from interacting with glyphs

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