molly

@bugmom.bsky.social

hill person who mostly sews and forages the forest floor

one of my favorite parts of the appalachian accent is just randomly adding an “L” to words that end in an open vowel bra = brawl saw = sawl

I need to be imprisoned in a tower with my hobbies I need to be cursed in some fashion by a witch or jealous stepmother so I can focus on my art

when the libs are commenting on your tame quips with "omg I just spit out my coffee lmao omg," "this is so funny!" and "you win the internet today, sir" it is time to delete your account and go into the mountains

I have grown tired of the workwear guy. He is paying the world’s richest Nazi for the privilege of a blue check in order to provide sassy engagement in the replies of a notorious sex trafficking serial rapist. These are the actions of a dunderheaded fool