Anita Velveeta

@anitavelveeta.bsky.social

multigenre music maker and dj from St. Paul, MN less annoying irl

The key to successful co-parenting after a divorce is to maintain clear and constant communication about what your children are doing. For example, my ex and I still make a point to apprise the other of our son’s activities.

Text from my ex about our son: “he went to a show at dirty dungarees last night and came home with a shirt that says “I got punched in the dick at the Anita Velveeta show”

start as an indie musician. write a song that's a bit more punk than your usual shit. get addicted to the feeling of people moshing at your show. hard pivot to hardcore music. feel like a poser cuz you prefer dirty projectors instead of haywire. turn 30. eat too much maccy cheese and get nauseous.