You guys really need to appreciate my restraint. If I was my truest self I’d be reposting Rat King porn all day.
I enjoyed participating in art trades and I’d like to do more at some point. I’ve got some seasonal stuff to pump out first and there’s a certain rat character I want to draw so stay tuned.
If you wanna cry about this... you can suck on this! Opening this as a YCH for $50 each! Can change color of shirt, paci, and text and add alts!
Even magical boys need a little extra protection sometimes. Good thing Leif came prepared! Art trade with @peacemaker9669.bsky.social
I work with a lot of older clientele at my job and the amount of times I get called “young man” and “kid” is ridiculous. Today especially, it has been unrelenting.
fuckit if theres enough demand ill finish it but the rat king wants to make you his pet
Is Deadlock worth getting into as someone who just wants to have fun. I tried about a year ago but I thought it was pretty complex and punishing. I would not be asking if they weren’t adding a rat lol.
Tapping silverware against my cage to get everyone’s attention at the dinner table.
Your bladder control? What bladder control?
The uncomfortable dribble in my briefs from not shaking it out properly at the urinal. Probably not inconvenient enough to consider dealing with the constant crinkling and nervous shirt tugs of the alternative. Probably..
When your rhino neighbor gives you his now potty-trained kids' diapers because they're big enough to fit you.
RPG comm for the coolest rat you'll see today! The axe is as sharp as his looks~
Cower in fear before the STRONGEST barbarian you’ll ever come across. Try not to wet your tunic runts. Amazing commission from the talented @uppiesplease.bsky.social
My new deodorant smells great. Makes me feel like a real man when I’m changing my wet afternoon diaper.
Expect him to start strutting around the house thinking he's finally a big boy with these on
Guys don’t pin you to lockers and demand lunch money like they used to.
They made me go to school with my bedtime pants under my jean shorts. Because *someone* forgot to put my underpants in the wash last night.
