#FlyTheW and grab your reaching broom! The Cubs hang on and beat the Dodgers 7-6 to finish off a three-game sweep!
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It’s me, Cubs/Bears/Illini/Simpsons/FakeRally guy
The Cubs have been busy acquiring a bunch of new relief pitchers for me to get irrationally angry at.
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Mets receive prospects Spikerman and Gabrysh for Raley
Lisa Simpson’s wedding, which took place 15 years in the future at the time it aired, now takes place 16 years in the past. #TheSimpsons
What the hell, let’s throw the siren out there one more time! #FakeRally
In the non-extra innings portions of their last three games, the Cubs have scored zero runs, two runs (one of which scored when a Cardinals OF lost track of the outs), and zero runs.
Tying runs are on base in the 7th inning…this might be our one #FakeRally for the day, so…
The Cubs offense today (and yesterday, and the day before):
Grampa Simpson Snoring
Alt: Abe Simpson Snoring
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With Aaron Civale recording the save in the 4-2 win in 10 innings over the Cardinals, the Cubs have set a new franchise record for most players to record a save in a singular season with 13.
Over/under on the number of pitches it takes the Cubs to blow this lead in the bottom of the 10th: 5.5
Ian Happ is so far gone that I couldn’t even reverse jinx him into a good result.
Remember when Ian Happ used to hit more than one HR per month?
Remember when Ian Happ used to hit more than one HR per month?