Hey y'all, I know some of you have been wondering where l've been these past few days. Before I explain everything, I want to be honest — I did try to end my life again.

Hey everyone @/erib0w.bsky.social has been gone for a few days now without any contact I and multiple other people have tried to contact get ahold of him and we’re unsure if he’s ok, if anyone has any information about him please dm me on discord

Underrated players in ITZ today, 96/Bow/Glooga/Carbon legit nice try

Watching chocopero play vpro is hilarious sometimes he’s the final boss of dart spamming

and by cheap i mean CHEAP because i'll edit a vod down into a highlight reel for $10 per hour of footage! My usual rates for cutting down vods is around $15, but I wanna support the community more and give a little 33% off sale for yall specifically :) DM me if you're interested!!

🍉Droid 🔜 Riptide@splatdroid.bsky.social · 11mo ago

#compsplatoon guys i STRONGLY encourage everyone to make highlight reels of your teams' tournament runs!! they're really fun to watch and the amount out there right now is pretty low! if you don't wanna edit em yourself tho i AM a freelance video editor and it'd be pretty cheap for highlights..

i’m predicting a vac team does rly good tmrw in area cup. there’s no way somebody doesn’t after the buffs

One of us is an owl won biggest school in the sea 5!! me: "literally day 1 bucket why tf is this weapon free" @scribys.bsky.social "leashed" @rubyzym.bsky.social "go my scribulous" mecog: "scribys needs to put their L's up" cinnamon: "hello my name is mecog" @djhprfresh.bsky.social aura carry

and people say vac is bottom tier

Apparently there is x rank discourse now so daily reminder that it is never your fault and if you blame your teammates that is a sign of very high skill

I wanted to give an update on the Balatro 1.1 release date: localthunk.com/blog/im-slow TL;DR is that it will not be coming out in 2025, it is still coming out for sure, and I'm sorry. The new timeline is "it's done when it's done" Please read the blog post for more details

I’m Slow — LocalThunk

Hello people, long time no chat! I have some unfortunate news: The promised 2025 Balatro 1.1 update isn’t going to come out in 2025. I know, I announced that it would, but it has become clear now th...

localthunk.com

RETURN OF THE COG GOT 2ND IN CROBATTLE!! WELCOME BACK MECOGGGG!!!!!! :DDD mecog(no bsky) "Guh" @scribys.bsky.social "skipped out on math hw for this" @rubyzym.bsky.social "im soggy" cinnamon(no twitter) "i really dunno tbh" me "vacuum is busted, v96 meta soon"

Prob the first ever std result

rice@rice1.bsky.social · 11mo ago

hey did u know vacuum got buffed WON BAJA BLAST 14 WITH V96, STARZ DYNAMO, PLANETZ SWIG, AND DECAV!!!! VACUUM META COMING SOON RICE: "2900XP V96 PLAYER" @scribys.bsky.social "std goat" @rubyzym.bsky.social "literally #1 big swig in the world." CINNAMON (no bsky) "Remember to open up your map ☝🤓"

hey did u know vacuum got buffed WON BAJA BLAST 14 WITH V96, STARZ DYNAMO, PLANETZ SWIG, AND DECAV!!!! VACUUM META COMING SOON RICE: "2900XP V96 PLAYER" @scribys.bsky.social "std goat" @rubyzym.bsky.social "literally #1 big swig in the world." CINNAMON (no bsky) "Remember to open up your map ☝🤓"

THANK YOU NINTENDO

rice@rice1.bsky.social · 12mo ago

2936xp takoroka with v96... everyone who is complaining abt teammates needs to lock tf in cuz if i can do this with the most team dependent special then u can win with top tier weapons

This mentality is so important for playing a “support” weapon in solo. You just need to lock in and play Splatoon bsky.app/profile/rice...

rice@rice1.bsky.social · 12mo ago

2936xp takoroka with v96... everyone who is complaining abt teammates needs to lock tf in cuz if i can do this with the most team dependent special then u can win with top tier weapons

2936xp takoroka with v96... everyone who is complaining abt teammates needs to lock tf in cuz if i can do this with the most team dependent special then u can win with top tier weapons

firstly stop following me, splatoon people, that ship sailed so long ago that it'll soon be arriving on another continent and giving the native population smallpox secondly why did I click on a splatoon tweet, I didn't need to know that people say the word "hyperdive" now

who do u guys think is *the* big swig player in the west

coolerless v96 comp getting 2nd in areacup is beautiful

One of very few western dynamos to reach 3k jp x power🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 DYNA 🔛🔝

all splatlings r the same par ballpoint and any splatling player can flex on to another (again par ballpoint)

slime is goated pick him up‼️‼️

SlimeSer64@slimeser64.bsky.social · 12mo ago

I really need a reliable group of people to play with, if anyone wants or is okay with a div 2-ish inkbrush player, take me please.

I really need a reliable group of people to play with, if anyone wants or is okay with a div 2-ish inkbrush player, take me please.

The winners interview for SWS got translated into english (turn subtitles on) it starts at 4:31:35 t.co/CQQzK7dSGE

Feelings kept nside like winners got 3rd in baja blast 11! me: i hate scribys @scribys.bsky.social madly in love with rice @axiom2477.bsky.social washed asf @bigguytimmy.bsky.social big reef cheese guy

1v4 clutch in ot against good players

I have been suggested to +3 by @foxspl.bsky.social, I feel so honored to be suggested with my baby carbon roller :D

New peak 🔥🔥🔥 dynamo only!!! Gonna keep going for 3k jp

i have badge commissions open!! if u need a badge made then contact me on discord (ricebowl.1) a badge is $35 (i need estrogennnn) here r some previous badges ive made (more in replies!) :D