Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: Knocked Up for Tax Purposes
Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀@thomasfuchs.at · 20h agoAdd "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: Escape from New York for Tax Purposes
Jono with the good mo(hawk)
@jono.gay
🌏 Naarm, 🇦🇺 👤 He/him 🧠 AuDHD AF 🏳️🌈 Gaaaaaay 🖖🏼 Trekkie 🐈 Cat dad 🤓 Word game enjoyer 👨🏻💻 Front end web dev & UX/UI designer in the Victorian public sector #️⃣ Tech, design, gaming, Star Trek, LGBTQI+, mental health 🧑🏻💻 jono.gay Did I mention I like Star Tr
Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀@thomasfuchs.at · 20h agoIn the early stages of apartment hunting for a place to buy. Alarmed at the number of real estate agents who apparently don't know which way north is. Or who'll point the compass on the floorplan the wrong way and hope potential buyers won't notice 😒
Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight “There have been times, lately, when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can’t, but I can change the present, so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having.”
Micah@rincewind.run · 3d agoDiscworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
I experienced the “gen z won’t make eye contact” thing for the first time today. Ordering coffees with my boss. The kid behind the counter was looking off to the side and sounding bored the whole time.
Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies “I had to learn. All my life. The hard way. And the hard way’s pretty hard, but not so hard as the easy way.”
Micah@rincewind.run · 5d agoDiscworld QOTD, from The Last Continent “I THINK PERHAPS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. PEOPLE’S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED “LIVING.” WOULD YOU LIKE A PRAWN?”
Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent
Pax done for another year (for me anyway) Now a glorious day of doing nothing* before heading back to work * laundry, cleaning and groceries** ** probably just gaming and having a tired wank
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Trying to figure out my schedule for @paxaus.bsky.social is an exercise in futility because the app just crashes at random intervals.
With summer coming up I need some new shorts. Gays, any recs on brands/stores where I can find some appropriately slutty short shorts for larger boys? Like 4-5” inseam, 40” waist. Already looking at Tiger Horse, though their size 40 range is limited.
Even now, decades after "NSFW" became a common acronym, whenever I see it a small bit of my brain still thinks "New South Fucking Wales"
I should’ve come home a day earlier. Given myself a day to recover between holiday and PAX, given Ori a bit more of a chance to acclimatise after getting home from the cattery
I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good. Post yours!
feral streep@feralstreeep.bsky.social · last wk.i said i liked it. i didn’t say it was good. post yours!
Microsoft spending billions on so-called artificial intelligence and I still can’t drop an image into a word document without breaking every part of its formatting.
There’s nothing like the disgusting diesel smell of Southern Cross Station to tell you you’re home 🥰
Siiiiiigh. Still on the tarmac. About 45min ago they said “just waiting on paperwork, should be ten minutes, we’ll keep you updated”
I was tempted to pirate HP, curiosity and all that. But @jessiegender.bsky.social is right - think of the amount of times HBO commented on GOT leaks and downloads, just as an example. They DO track these things, and even that drives interest. Let this show die. Trans people deserve better.
Ok Oxford St is lovely and feels more vibrant and Queer on a Tuesday than Smith St does 364 days of the year but NOPE NOPE I’m being attacked by some new kind of pollen my body doesn’t have defenses for and my daily antihistamine is doing NOTHING NOPE
Jono with the good mo(hawk)@jono.gay · 2w agoDo I… want to move to Sydney??!
TIL Solo has Hard-Rated orange. It’s basically alcoholic Fanta. This is gonna be very dangerous for me.
The way Uber can do this even when the phone is in flight mode and I haven’t opened the app in a week freaks me out a little 😬
Honestly one of the best things I ever did on this site was subscribe to @xblock.aendra.dev It detects and labels screenshots from other social platforms, so you don’t have to see people’s twitter nonsense if you don’t want to. Made my skyline a much calmer place
Call me a snob but there’s something about seeing a grown man spelling words like the nineties that’s just an instant boner-killer for me.
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
