Michael Legge

@michaellegge.bsky.social

Really, really funny.

My neighbour said “Phil Collins doing You Can’t Hurry Love… I suppose it would be like Ed Sheeran doing Wonderwall now”. It wouldn’t. It would be like Dua Lipa doing Bad Romance now. We are really old.

I think Dolly Parton might be the only person ever to honestly believe in Jesus, because she lived by his example. Jesus and Dolly are a bit like Michael Hutchence and Kylie. I never got that guy at all, but Kylie loved him, so I’ve started to like him. Might go to church on Sunday.

A return from London to Cardiff (under 2 hours) this weekend costs £128. A return from Dublin to Belfast (over 2 hours) this weekend costs £25. What is @gwr doing wrong that Irish rail companies are doing right?