Meg Turney

@megturney.bsky.social

*tap* *tap* Hello?

Oura rings are so dramatic. “Your resting heart rate was slightly elevated last night. Take it easy if you need to.” My normal resting HR: 63 Last night’s resting HR: 64

Why the FUCK isn’t The Guilded Age available on blu-ray?? HBO literally released season 2 on DVD last month like is it suddenly 2005??? A DVD IN 2024?? Disgraceful.

I just found this in the pocket of a pair of sweats I ordered from Aritzia and I feel like I’ve been unwillingly involved in a crime. My anxiety dreams are going to LOVE this.

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I can’t believe I’m actually going to watch this Mike Tyson fight tonight bc I know the chances that it’ll be an actual fight are slim to none, but maybe, just maybe if we all believe enough, Tyson will bite a piece of Jake Paul’s ear off for old time’s sake.