hung out w girlies from high school last nite n it was actually okay??? i got invited to one of their sons’ first birthday parties too and idk i could cry lmao

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺? IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord. PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

getting my lashes refilled tmrw and i am preparing to explain that my retention would have been better if i did not experience life altering events in the last 48 hours LMAO

things that would be swag: 1. if i could go 24 hours without crying 2. if i could stop rotting in bed 3. if i could finally unpack my luggage

tism diagnosis just got me wondering if i understand anything at all LMAO

not me being immediately healed after finding out that my friends do in fact… like me LMAO

saw sb on tiktok call a minecraft creeper “the little green man” today 👽

The lousy and nasty "HEROES" of Avalanche have been very unfair to Mr. Shinra, our beautiful mako has never flown this freely, they say it's from the planet, which means you know it's good

if u ever wanted to be overstimulated just show up to my house where i got 2 budgies, a drummer, and my mom who listens to the radio while letting instagram reels repeat for half an hour at a time

i keep getting jumpscared by the wreath on my door every time i pull back the curtain to see outside 💀

no living being, not even my cat, is impervious to the Sleepy Zone (my living room)

throat kinda dry... eyes kinda sore.... i can feel it.... an impending cold :|

I can’t stop drinking oil. Crude oil. I can’t stop guzzling it. Gulping it down.

i wish i could achieve this level of relaxation

vyvanse dosage got bumped and WHEWWWWWW that's all i gotta say

oh so you're a girl boss? make 1 phone call

is it possible that my bad mental………. is due to the fact that i am hungry? will these two eggs save me?

Cyborg 2003 was the best design Cyborg ever had, and it's because he looked like an iMac from 2001.

when i get pissed off i just have to remind myself that i am hot 🤪 then it all goes away!

was about to crash out bc i thought i lost my emotional support ear plugs........... (found em in my pants pockets i'm ok now)

where the hell did put my glasses

God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked, The courage to say fuck it we ball, And the wisdom to know when we are so back

new tattoo just dropped lmfao i will find a better way to take a pic of it…. later….

i’m a morning person and that is honestly very twisted

i need a full length mirror so bad bruh

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.

NOW WE’RE TALKINNNNNNNN

skiddo and dedenne at the bakery~