i dont think anyone has achieved mastery of the bullshit graphic more than brass eye
there were dozen of dolphins feeding just offshore at Rockaway Beach yesterday 🐬
picking up a urinal from the adjoining room and placing it against the far wall to make a Korok appear
cyrus@professorbutts.com · 2y agowelcome to the cocktagon
Red-tailed hawk enjoying a rodent sashimi lunch by the Central Park Lake
If you had read the novels you’d know there were originally twelve Beatles but eight were destroyed in the Fall of Liverpool
Dobby’s grave is surrounded by menacing spikes and inscribed stelae warning “THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR”
When I talk about “Woke 1” I’m talking about the new name of Boba Fett’s ship
I lost it at United 93's solo routine
CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · last mo.Oh my god I think I found the video.
sharks, the pitch is simple. a Super Smash Bros type game featuring every minor league baseball mascot
𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦: 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘞𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 is the fifth entry in the 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴 series and a soft reboot of the franchise following 2019’s 𝘔𝘺 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦’𝘴 𝘏𝘢𝘺𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦, a critical darling that nevertheless disappointed at the box office. It is the first movie to feature actors pretending to be other people
If you pause Air Bud when the referee is flipping through the rulebook you can see it says “No Negro, Irish, or Chinese shall be permitted to play Basket - Ball”
Shy suitor at the feast spending years petting Odysseus’ cat
KEN JENNINGS: Tom Stall is a diner owner from Millbrook, Indiana. You had some tough customers visit your establishment, is that right? TOM [only now realizing he's on national TV]: Ahh.. best, best not to talk about it,
Moby Dick audiobook got to the Cetology chapter and it’s over 30 mins
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
NBC News@nbcnews.com · 3mo agoShe has a neck the size of an adult human, legs that are just as long and an unforgettable coat. And she’s missing.
My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish My cream cheese chive Knicks in five
Don’t care if I can be called a New Yorker or not. Just don’t call me late to dinner
