Alyssa
@uhlyssuh.bsky.social
Cats. Plants. Doc Martens. Thrifting. Vidja games.🌻
Logged into twitter to land face first into a problematic former friends tweets being fisted into my algorithm where she refers to Gloria S anti-Semitic terms. definitely not a fan of G.S. But that gahhhlee. Whole account is fuckin weird. True colors is on full care bear stare.
Yeesh Black Guy Tiktok
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My fave bakery gave me an extra Marionberry Pop tart and remembered my order.
I know most people tune this stuff out but there are 4 different people who I know personally (who do not know each other) who are seriously ill and/or hospitalized right now due to COVID or Long COVID related issues. Protect your health. Protect your family. Mask up this holiday season.
As of this morning I am no longer employeed at @Wowhead It was a good run, I made many friends, and I fought to make it a better site all around, I had a lot of fun, but my position became irrelevent. So if anyone has any leads on any community jobs, toss them my way.
I've gone over my allowed skeets for the year. But now that I've gotten that off of my B-cups... The boys are wearing muscle shirts today because they've been lifting weights. We're going to have protein shakes and do some cardio now.
Kinda like the most recent one where I was called a man because I choose not to have kids and that I don't know 'real pain' because I've never experienced child birth. A 3 minute TikTok rant about 3 of your closest (ex) friends because we can't respond to your texts b/c we have responsibilities.
I witnessed a Black woman on threads gushing about some vanilla beans that her neighbor gave her and OF COURSE some white woman had to come call her a liar because she used a stock photo rather than a photo of the vanilla beans in her house. Because HEAVEN FORBID we have something nice.
It's 'leave Black women alone' until you want them to do emotional labor and when they don't it's 'she's so mean. she's so angry. she's RUDE!' As if I don't have responsibilities and a full time job that comes before you? You payin' these bills? You cleaning litterboxes? You helping mom w/ appts?
My work laptop is on the fritz so how y'all doin. Me? Busy. Ilu. Bye.
My new stationary obsession is collecting fountain pens. Thank you for your time.
Monday through Wednesday = ITS TOO DAMN HOT :( :( :( Wednesday through Friday = RAIN IN THE FORECAST :) :) :)
Portland has a pothole issue and the people are frustrated with it to the point that a street artist had been painting them into dicks. When I tell you, those potholes were filled the next day.
Throwing rocks, hiding your hands and being diabolically disgusting towards people because you're not getting the attention you want is weirdo bitch behaviour.
Found a comedy/quirky show on Netflix that I can stomach without hating every character and Lena Dunham is in the credits.
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Today in just PDX things, I traded 2 jars of homemade pasta sauce for 4lbs of worm shit.
🎶 Whole lotta people playing victim and villain at the same timeEeEEeeEeEe 🎵
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The art of not putting everything online for consumption by strangers. Study it.
Costco has Rainier cherries and yes, I bought two 2 pound boxes of them.
Guys, everyone deserves human rights. Yes, even folks in non-blue states and immigrants too.
Had my onboarding meeting for the new jerb earlier today. Just waiting on the rest of my equipment get it set up and squared away and I'll begin meeting the team and doing some training tomorrow.
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My Mom and I were talking about drag queens and kings and having a laugh about the group that went to the Kennedy Center and then I had a record scratch moment when she's like 'I don't agree with trans women racing women. they're much stronger than biological women'
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Also, apropos of nothing in particular, if anyone tries to tell you that the protests in LA are a distraction from the budget bill, kindly remind them that the bill will MASSIVELY expand ICE’s budget, so the two things are very much related.
Also AI is theft, Epstein was murdered to protect other pederasts, Kendrick won, weed is a legitimate medicine, gambling is a scam, trans people are people, none should hunger, clean water is a human right, bears are a sacred species connected to our very existence,& keep gay marriage legal forever.
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