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Owltrousers

@owltrousers.bsky.social

Quiet person who does quiet things, loves #OFMD. Over 18 by some distance. I'm the Bayeux Tapestry bitch. Gayeuxtapestry.com Just here for the gay pirates. Polite culture, ho!

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V 🏴‍☠🩵💜 excited for Wee Con '26 🎉@notstraycollie.bsky.social · 5d ago

This is so far out of my comfort zone, but some bullying from my lovely friends and a bit of inspiration from @politestmenace.bsky.social and this happened. Special thanks to @moderatecitrus.bsky.social for cheerleading @innkeepersweek.bsky.social Come On Home 💖 archiveofourown.org/works/920902...

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Owltrousers@owltrousers.bsky.social · last wk.

Fun times in the Owltrousers house move saga. Our solicitor and the solicitor acting for our bank (don't ask, that's a whole other saga) are now accusing each other of telling lies. We were supposed to be finally exchanging this Friday. We are now not exchanging this Friday. I am so tired.

Owltrousers@owltrousers.bsky.social · last wk.

For anyone who hasn't had the absolute joy of a school teatowel, Owltrousers Jnr has given permission to share his (age 5) school teatowel art, together with his enthusiastic age 26 #duckfuckday contribution

Part of the fundraising school teatowel which still brings us joy. Owltrousers Jnr is EvanB. He does have the eyes of a madman#dickfuckday Izzy
Alice@thesearethekids.bsky.social · 2w ago

Behold, a fuckery! Draw either this Izzy or Ed (or both) badly, and post them on Tuesday with the hashtag #dickfuckday. Express yourselves! I had the idea that we could make them into a print / school style teatowel if we get enough line drawings, & maybe raise some £ for charity. Into it? Read on ⬇️

Alice@thesearethekids.bsky.social · 2w ago

Behold, a fuckery! Draw either this Izzy or Ed (or both) badly, and post them on Tuesday with the hashtag #dickfuckday. Express yourselves! I had the idea that we could make them into a print / school style teatowel if we get enough line drawings, & maybe raise some £ for charity. Into it? Read on ⬇️

Still from OFMD S01 Ep04, showing Izzy Hands facing right (from our perspective)Still from OFMD S01E04, showing Ed scowling and facing left (from our perspective)
Alice@thesearethekids.bsky.social · last mo.

It is now less than a month until the holiest day in the OFMD calendar aka dickfuck, no its not day (also my bday I am BLESSÉD). I've been loving the "draw Ed/Stede badly" pictures going round. Would anyone be up for doing a extremely silly AND QUICK "draw this badly" style thing for this?

Owltrousers@owltrousers.bsky.social · 4w ago

Great, it's Friday again, which means it's time for the weekly "hopefully we'll be in a position to exchange in the next couple of weeks" email from our estate agent. Anyone want to place a bet on how many more couple of weeks-s it will be before we finally get this move over the line? * sigh *

Owltrousers@owltrousers.bsky.social · last mo.

Well thank you universe for balancing things up nicely. We're somehow still no closer to moving house (if relatives could stop beginning every message & conversation with "Any news on the move?" that would be grand). And now a chunk of filling has just fallen out of my tooth. So yay for all that.

Caly 🏴‍☠️💜😊@intheblanketfort.bsky.social · last mo.

Every day is a good day to celebrate #SpanishJackie! #ofmdfanart

Caly 🏴‍☠️💜😊@intheblanketfort.bsky.social · last yr.

An old pencil and paper drawing of Spanish Jackie. My real name is a variation of Jacqueline, and I was called Jackie growing up. Every time I had to do that icebreaker where you add an adjective that begins with the same letter as your name, I used joyful or jubilent So this is "Jubilent Jackie"

Pola G 🦋@polagblue.bsky.social · last mo.

I made this quite a while back (years ago, how was it years ago 😯). I don't think I posted this Jackie sketch anywhere. #SpanishJackie

A digital b&w portrait of Spanish Jackie from season 2, wearing a night robe, staring intensely at the viewer
OFMD Rare Ships@ofmdrareships.bsky.social · last mo.

It's #FanartFriday! Let's share our favorite Spanish Jackie fanart!! Repost your own work, QRP someone's art you love, or link to a great piece someone might have missed! Don't forget to tag #SpanishJackie! If reposting art from another platform, please make sure to credit/@ the artist. 💅🗡️👃

A graphic reading: Spanish Jackie Weekend. Fanart Friday. Repost your favorite Jackie art. Please credit artists! #SpanishJackie @OFMDRareShips (OFMD, Our Flag Means Death)
GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨@gaywatson.bsky.social · last mo.

I sorely need to up my #SpanishJackie game, but my gorgeous sadistic queen does appear in my tribute to the most excruciating game of Twister ever played! 😈🫶 Read The Ex-House by @caladria.bsky.social here: archiveofourown.org/works/64147240 #OFMDfanart #OFMDfic

Close-up crop showing Jackie acting as Puppet Master and controlling the spinner for the most excruciating game of Twister ever played. Based on a scene from caladria's AU fic The Ex-House.Full illustration of a scene from Chapter 5 of The Ex-House, styled to look like the original 1960’s box art of the game Twister. Stede and Ed are on the mat, reluctantly playing the game. Stede is on all fours with Ed above him about to slap down his right hand on a new color. Ed looks emotionally hurt/pissed-off. Stede looks emotionally hurt/anxious/worried. Jackie is on the left controlling the spinner and boldly laughing. A nameless member of the camera crew is gleefully filming the whole thing. Text from the box art: A GREAT PARTY GAME* *for spectators INDOOR Family or Rumpus Room (if that’s what you call it) OUTDOOR Do you really want the neighbors to see? OBJECT The SPIN tells you where to put your hand or foot. Use STARK REVELATIONS to throw your former partner off-balance. Last person standing “wins”
OFMD Rare Ships@ofmdrareships.bsky.social · last mo.

It's #FanartFriday! Let's share our favorite Spanish Jackie fanart!! Repost your own work, QRP someone's art you love, or link to a great piece someone might have missed! Don't forget to tag #SpanishJackie! If reposting art from another platform, please make sure to credit/@ the artist. 💅🗡️👃

A graphic reading: Spanish Jackie Weekend. Fanart Friday. Repost your favorite Jackie art. Please credit artists! #SpanishJackie @OFMDRareShips (OFMD, Our Flag Means Death)