Nattybat
@nattybat.bsky.social
Personal blog for bad posts, weird smut, and the occasional bit of writing. 18+ please.
Pregnant pause is such a funny phrase. Yeah I'm taking a beat and its yours
oh hi yeah I'm the engineer who programs the oddly stacked bomb robots. yeah don't worry I made exploding mind-shatteringly orgasmic for them, just like you asked what do you mean you didn't ask- look, mook morale has never been higher, just roll with it okay
Comm for @nattybat.bsky.social! One good curse deserves another, y'know? Maybe some of the numbers here don't quite add up, but it's not like SHE'LL be checking the math for a while anyways. She's got other stuff on her mind right now! Like air. Mostly air.
still insanely funny to it how just straight up breast expansion hyper lactation smut got accepted into the scp wiki for series 1. they were just doin fuckin anything back then hell yeah
SCP-686 - Safe. ~620 calories per liter. Prompts lactation of up to 1L of milk (~700 kcal) a day upon ingestion, requiring the subject to be milked to maintain this state. If unmilked, prompts radical body transformation and production of >40L (~28,000 kcal) daily. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-686
People are pulling out their tablets and creating so much rabbit porn on their Amazing Digital Surface
haha this was a joke at first but uhh. Uh oh. i really hate to do this but i can't even get lunch while im at work today
it's pride month and im gay and transgender. buy me lunch ko-fi.com/juniperabaddon
everyone I know in their 20s always talks about how old they are and everyone I know in their 30s talks about how they're either a child, an animal, a doll, or some combination of the above.
a new (unstable) fusion has been knighted!!! IRIS ROSIE ALIGHTS! (just in time for pride, no less)
its normal for girls to fantasize about being extremely large and dangerous, like some type of beast, with claws and whatnot
all characters will be presumed transfem unless proven otherwise
hmgh. monobutt, but paired with some cute noodly rubberhose limbs. thinks
That is just, holy wow damn I’m in destiny for ass! 😍😍🔥🔥❤️❤️
man what the hell are you talking about
lot of y'all are into women I can only describe as pooh bear gijinkas
💭 public service sentence being carried out by being transformed into a public utility object
Why is labor day at the beginning of Mayternity. Seems counterintuitive
I really really gotta get Natalie done as a cute raptor girl sometime... that girl needs some plumage and talons for her gender
It's fun making friends in these kinds of circles, you find yourself saying things like "oh! *That's* how that character looks with clothes on!"
Lucky The Cat!: Boy HOWDY did I have fun with this one Special Thanks to my Test Readers, to Sad Dragon for the original suggestion, and to all of YOU for your support! (Also, shoutout to joaoppereiraus's Sally McBoing, took a lot of inspiration from her design www.patreon.com/joaopereirac... )
Hey I'm doing a lil test run of these to see if anyone is interested, shoot me a dm if you have any questions ofc!
Rule number one: if my mutual posts about their niche kink I’m not into and I see it, I must like the post to give them a good luck charm for their weird kinky adventures. It’s only right
There's a whole genre of kink art that's like