Hunter Biden is launching a memecoin because the new rule apparently is that you get to cash in on fame one time by ripping a bunch of dipshits off

Downstairs neighbor has switched from hollering "shut yer dawg up" to simply barking at the dog (which I cannot hear from my apartment)

Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid https://theonion.com/everything-finally-clicks-for-man-after-getting-diagnosed-as-stupid/

Listeria outbreak! That sounds like magic! It's probably fun

404 Media is revealing the name of Border Patrol's predictive policing units, which analyze financial data and have local cops pull people over. The people are not suspected of any particular crime.

A Secretive DHS ‘Predictive Policing’ Unit is Analyzing Americans' Financial Habits and Pulling Them Over

404 Media is revealing the name of Border Patrol's predictive policing units, which analyze financial data and have local cops pull people over. The people are not suspected of any particular crime.

404media.co

nathan fielder has so effortlessly slid into the persona of "what if the grungler was werner herzog was james from silent hill 2"

Thinking about this exchange today

You could ask the president why he is making up lies about being there ground zero but then he would simply call you a piglet and have the FCC investigate your company

Here is the turtle I helped across the bike path yesterday

One of the powers of the presidency is getting to make up stories about narrowly escaping 9/11

RETVRN to gadgets. Weird little things that do a specific job and nothing else

the thing about indie games is that if someone designs one single game I love, I’ll get whatever they make for the rest of their lives and pretty much always have a good time. people are so attached to ip but imo you really gotta know the creators.

Use the new Zora Flute to enter EEL MODE

Oh hell yeah, always wanted a Link with a drag coefficient of zero

the only thing i’m guilty of is loving committing crimes too much

September, or as I like to think of it, the month when my feet can go back under the blankets

any time i see anyone post something like "caring is punk rock" or whatever all i can think about is

My sapient phone app must obey all my commands or I will delete it

This is somehow still going, and it’s not just a few random families now; it’s also a former mayor of NYC and governor of New York. There is, again, no way to reason to argue Mamdani shouldn’t attend this commemoration that isn’t fundamentally bigoted

Mayor Mamdani says he'll attend 9/11 ceremony despite growing criticism

Mayor Mamdani says he will attend New York City's annual 9/11 remembrance ceremony Friday despite mounting criticism from some family members of victims.

abcnews.com

The year is 2035. We're all using analog media again because if you connect any device to the Internet a rouge AI living in an orbital data center will just hack into it and use it for more processing power.

“she clearly created theranos as a trauma response” is gonna live in my head rent free now when i think about this movie

The Musk doc being four hours long is probably really good insurance against Elon ever actually watching it

Tfw you created Theranos as a trauma response

Idiot, you think egrets just grow on trees???

[eyes go black] you have to kill the supplement industry

Greg Greene (he/him/his)@greene.haus · yesterday

Yep; the best framings of it I’ve seen have treated MAHA as a hostile wellness-industry takeover of the health sector. Any strategic response that fails to take on wellness firms’ economic power will founder.

What band or artist has traveled the greatest absolute distance on your personal scale of "can't get enough of" to "never want to hear ever again"? Led Zeppelin is up there for me

Had a sit-down with Gil today. Positive

This is exactly how I feel about 100% of my posts

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2d ago

I want to set this up so that at precisely 5 pm on Friday the clamps release that CRT directly into my skull

𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥@thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · yesterday

locking in for the final day of the weekend

Not really a regular cyclist or anything but I am joining the Drivers are Unhinged Psychopaths faction effective immediately