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stefan
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
i haven’t paid my bills or run any errands this week because i’ve been absorbed by this new video game i’ve been playing nonstop for the last five days called payin’ bills and runnin’ errands. you have to make sure you pay your bills and run errands on time or you lose.
"give a man a fish, he eats for a day." i actually think that's pretty fucking good
smoking that shit that makes you hold the flashlight steady while nobody is working on anything
i haven’t really been on much lately, are we still doing algae jokes?
Christians should be banned from playing sports. Jesus provides them with additional strength, which gives them unfair advantage.
i need one of those “don’t talk to me about ai” shirts immediately so people stop gasping when i tell them ai sucks and to leave me alone about it
The ghost of my dead plant watching me go to Lowe's gardening section
people, stop saying “butt farts,” it’s like saying chai tea or atm machine
people, stop saying “butt farts,” it’s like saying chai tea or atm machine
My best friend and I are registered at Target. We aren’t getting married. We just like nice things and feel like we shouldn’t have to pay for them
when my imaginary friend is feeling discouraged i give them a pep talk to let them know i believe in them
do i want to install an app downloadeded from the internet? no. i only install software sent to me by floppy disks.
do i want to install an app downloadeded from the internet? no. i only install software sent to me by floppy disks.
asking the sommelier for something very dry and getting furious when it comes out wet
everyone is a weirdo, it’s the ones who are ashamed of being one that you have to worry about
when are the people who pick music for animal shelter commercials just gonna fuckin rock out
i had a dream a nintendo famicombox stole my arby’s beef n cheddar and had its way with it at a japanese love hotel, not funny at all
hey you, the person with the profile picture of you touching your chin? watcha thinking about? i bet you’re thinking about something
I was in a harpsichord accident and Baroque my Bach
how can you tell if an actor is good or just really good at pretending to be an actor?
True method actors always get hard nipples, unless their motivation is specifically for them to have flaccid tits.