Jeffrey Hermann
@jeffreyhermann.bsky.social
Writer, all sorts: https://linktr.ee/jeffreyhermann
Man, this flash by @kathyfish.bsky.social. Like, heartstoppingly good. "My childhood best friend was beautiful. For many years, she had to wear a back brace. It gave her a dignified air, as if a string were attached to the top of her head, pulling her up tall." ghostparachute.com/issue/octobe...
Archaeology — Ghost Parachute
My childhood best friend was beautiful. For many years, she had to wear a back brace. It gave her a dignified air, as if a string were attached to the top of her head, pulling her up tall. She glided ...
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I 💙 @dishsoapquart.bsky.social
Wonderful shortie to break up the monotony of the work week. Lean back, take a break, and escape into "There Are Many Difficult Things to Do This Morning" from @jeffreyhermann.bsky.social Link: dishsoap-quarterly.com/9-29-26
"I closed my eyes and held my fingers to my temples. Nothing. Just the quiet field. The two of us sitting in the truck cab, the summer sun still hot in the evening. She said anyone could do it but no one was like her. I’d known that right away." This is an honor--thank you @okaydonkeymag.com 🌟
OKD Best Small Fictions Nominee “We Took Turns Trying to Start the Truck With Our Minds” by Jeffrey Hermann @jeffreyhermann.bsky.social: buff.ly/dMshG1d
"I’m not saying I know how to live. I’m saying I may have invented having cake for breakfast, wine for lunch, and breakfast for dinner. I’m saying I miss my father, who is very much alive." Thank you to The Disappointed Housewife, @offbeatlit.bsky.social , for giving this micro the perfect home.
The story thus far ... Check out the new prose poem by @JeffreyHermann! thedisappointedhousewife.com/2026/09/18/t... #poetry #prosepoetry #poetrycommunity #writing #writingcommunity
New time travel micro up at the amazing @matchbooklitmag.bsky.social
“Last week, completely by accident, I traveled three days into the future…” - Check out Jeffrey Hermann’s ( @jeffreyhermann.bsky.social ) story “What’s the Weather Where You Are” on mb www.matchbooklitmag.com/mb/hermann/w...
"people want to be free and not held down especially on top of the head what they want I think is freedom on a large scale and freedom on a small scale but they also want to be in love which means you are not free but a captive held in a prison of irrational attachment"
"I dream of giving up on working hard for a living and instead finding a passion project like designing hats that bring hats back into style for real" Always a fan of @jeffreyhermann.bsky.social's writing - so much creativity and verve to this
Holy smokes I love this one. "Choked on a Chicken Wing While Living Alone is sitting at the piano, hands hovering over the keys but not touching them."
HAD fave Anna Vangala Jones back under the skulls today! https://www.havehashad.com/st012
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New issue, new podcast, new call for submissions! -ette’s 2026 summer issue features fresh, new work by @aabalaskovits.bsky.social @christophercitro.bsky.social @noranadj.bsky.social @caitlinohalloran.bsky.social @megpokrass.bsky.social @mykkirioswrites.bsky.social ettereview.com/summer2026/
Okay I am your book sommelier. Drop $10 ($5 for the zine, $5 for shipping, sorry) on King Ludd’s Rag No. 26, then tell me your favorite poem, book, song, etc., and I’ll pick out a book you might like and include it in your order for free. malarkeybooks.com/store/klr26
KLR 26 — Malarkey
King Ludd’s Rag No. 26 features stories by Kay Vaindal and Eli Sugerman.
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“Sure, AI can do _______, but it’ll never be able to ______” is BS. It’ll do it and make money and be popular and enter the culture in every creative field. You might despise it but you’ll be fooled too. Where does that leave us? No idea. And it'll get messier. But I appreciate this essay so much.
73.2 is at the printer, and 74.1 opens for submissions in two weeks! Please note we have a new AI policy that you can read on our submission page (TL;DR: we don't want AI-generated text), and a blog post from our editor on the subject, linked below.
If You Had to Describe Love as a Shape But You Weren’t Allowed to Say Circle What Shape Would You Say Love Is? Thanks @doesithavepockets.bsky.social ⭐️
"If you say love is a hexagon or a pentagon I feel like you’re saying love is a trap." A warm welcome back to DIHP Alum @jeffreyhermann.bsky.social alongside a pair of #poems each tiny, tender, & terrific | www.doesithavepockets.com/poetry/jeffr...
“I don’t think he knows about how the darkness got there. He doesn’t know that women know very well how to hide.” Love these micros by @jeffreyhermann.bsky.social
I Defeated Three Bears, one of three micros up at @bruisermag.com. www.bruisermag.com/hermann_poems2
They're back 🎉
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I Defeated Three Bears, one of three micros up at @bruisermag.com. www.bruisermag.com/hermann_poems2
Great piece of flash—I love this. 💙 “There’s a russet potato with a dozen eyes wearing a paper hat on fryer duty, crisping up his unluckier comrades.”
I'm in the flood! It's an honor to make it into the flood this year with maybe my weirdest story yet. #nffd2026
This micro is great (grate?) ⭐
i love this 300 word story by Kate Catinella ! it's about a girl that goes on a date with a guy who piles his plate with shredded parmesan what a good ending ! the role reversal in 300 words is impressive & memorable & thoughtful - read this pronto xraylitmag.com/cheese-drawe...
Check out this perfect little gem by @addisonzeller.bsky.social. "My owners feed me rich mush with no irritating spices. I get to lap clear water out of my calming blue bowl. I was not always a dog. I was once an unconventional cop with a Polish surname."
capping off an unusually busy month with a little tiny micro in scaffold lit! I hope you will take a look. It won’t take long. You should do it www.scaffoldlit.com/microwriting...
Reading this thread probably qualifies as an MFA in writing.
It's fine if your first draft is terrible. The first draft is just a seed. It doesn't look anything like the plant. You pour time over it and it grows.
Little piece in the amazing new issue of Ghost Parachute.
Read "I Quit My Regular Job and Went to Work for the Honeybees" written by @jeffreyhermann.bsky.social and illustrated by @amymarques.bsky.social. "... a death would stop them. Was something missing? Was my nature so different? The honeybees did not understand my question." tinyurl.com/2uabv7sr .