just learned that sending a friend memes/reels/tiktoks is also called “penguin pebbling” and i am SO delighted

so apparently stephen have NERVE DAMAGE in his throat all because he—get this—inhaled some dirt particles while gardening. he literally cannot talk (hoping this is temporary but it’s already been over a week)!!! anyway, friendly reminder to wear a mask when gardening or dealing with soil 😭

you know how captain hook freaks out when he hears a ticking clock i’m the same way, but it’s whenever i hear the thomas the tank engine theme song

to fight against any AI allegations, authors should stop using the written word entirely. instead, pay us to just sucker punch you. actions speak louder than words.

i don’t have pcos pcos has me 😭

i want to be miriam margolyes when i grow up

as a Muslim author, it genuinely makes me sad when i see people describe my books or characters as “catering to the west” simply because my Muslim characters aren’t always actively practicing Islam on the page. but of course, i understand where that frustration comes from. (thread)

godDAMN what i wouldn’t do for one of those fancy breyer’s vienetta ice cream cakes right now we used to be a proper country

who called it The Vampire Lestat and not Cunt Dracula

I nearly got run over by a car today on the way back from the gym, and my last thought on earth would have been, “Well…at least my ass looks great.” Imagine that having been my last thought right before I got turned into a pancake. 😭

wow i forgot what it felt like to see good things happen 🇪🇸

OH THANK GOD

This is the point in Sim City where you’re like well I’m fucked

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if the smog wasn’t bad enough, now philly is under a tornado watch 🤠

haha what the fuck

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constantly fighting the urge to just scream STOP IT!!!!!! at literally everything in the world right now

if someone reclines the airplane seat in front of me, i don’t get mad at the person for trying to get comfortable. i get mad at the airline squeezing us for every buck they can get. the debate about reclining airplane seats is so silly to me 😭

my best friend asked me why people keep bringing up the omegaverse and fifa and yall, the heinous GIGGLE i immediately let out

if a restaurant has to use generative AI photos for promo, i’m just going to assume your food sucks lol

some people deserve to die twice and that’s all i got to say about that 😀

Funniest possible breaking news banner on this amazing headline from a few months ago

if you hate cats, you are almost certainly a misogynist and no i will not be explaining further

MAYOR MAMDANI HELP

absolutely love it when white people say things like “scram!” and “get outta town!” yall really popped off with that

i watched my cat crawl out from under my bed, where she was sleeping, only to hop on top of my bed and fall back asleep god i want to be a cat

constantly at war with myself because culturally and spiritually, i should hate the british but unfortunately their sense of humor is so damn good

one important benefit to having hooded eyes is that when you give someone a side eye, you literally look like this (¬_¬)

one thing that haunts me is that the last thing i ever sent my brother before he died was the scene from Nichijou when Mio gets caught with a BL manga she drew