Michael
@jmstatenisland.bsky.social
Father, trekkie 🖖🏽, Star Wars fanatic, and geek. Moving over from Twitter. Black Lives Matter! Please don’t DM me if I follow you. Don’t be a weirdo.
I love a pudgy belly on a woman. Rubbing it, squeezing it, kissing it…🥰
Feyd-Author@theboywhowrote.blacksky.app · 5d agoGripping her stomach fat >>
OMG! 😄 I was talking to my daughter about this the other day. I was saying how vanity plates are supposed to be easy to decipher. And how it irks me when I gotta sit there for who-knows-how long and I still can’t figure it out. 1/2
Jennifer C. Martin@notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 6d agoWhat's something mundane that you're terrible at? For instance, I'm the absolute worst at being able to read people's special customized vanity plates. They have to be absolutely straightforward for me to get them
I written so many complaints to Google about this.
Patrick Chovanec@prchovanec.bsky.social · last wk.Never forgiving Apple or Google for participating in this bullshit.
I’m what you might call “not well-traveled.”
Elizabeth Picciuto@epicciuto.bsky.social · 2w agoI need to go to more places. (Also I lived in DC.)
Honestly, it’s offensive that it costs that much. Especially considering that here in Delaware it’s only $40/year.
baby love 🧚♀️@beigewunder.blacksky.app · 2w agoA thousand dollars to register my car in Maryland!?!? Wes, what are we doing, big dog?????
Exactly. Not only that, but Republicans love rolling out the same ol’ tired scare tactics every election cycle. “People will leave the city/state if so&so is elected…” “The caravans are coming from Mexico/South America…” “They’ll come to take your guns…” Fear is all they have.
Elizabeth Picciuto@epicciuto.bsky.social · 4w agoI’ve never understood this unless you’re like a billionaire or already planning to move for other reasons. It costs a lot of money to move!
Man…I don’t be saying sh*t unless she specifically asks.
baby love 🧚♀️@beigewunder.blacksky.app · last mo.I never ask about a man's other partners because he'll find a way to tell you unprovoked regardless 🥴
OMG YES! I was just telling my daughter this very same thing a few weeks ago. And what’s worse is when they make them sound the same. Like Lincoln’s MKS & MKX or Lexus’ ES300 & GS300. So damn lazy & annoying!
baby love 🧚♀️@beigewunder.blacksky.app · last mo.I was just reminded how much I hate the naming convention of a lot of luxury cars. Letter/number combos are so (yawn). Give me a cool name!
This is officially the most American thing I’ve ever seen.
jon christian@jonchristian.net · 2mo agowow at this incredible deal
Exactly!! Because I swear they’ve been arrested at least 3x in the past 18 months!
Bizz The Bee 🐝@minxy-brat.bsky.social · 2mo agoWho keeps letting they asses out of jail?
OMG! Yes! I took my son to Macy’s so he could buy his very first suit and the store associate was incredibly helpful. She was able to eyeball his size within seconds and her measurement was very close. And then she helped him find a specific style that he really liked.
Jay Willis@jaywillis.net · 2mo agoYou guys are never gonna believe this, but going to a brick-and-mortar running store and getting sized by employees who know what they're doing and can recommend brands and models for you is a WAY better strategy than Googling "Nike running shoes" and buying whatever's on sale
That second paragraph is a doozy!
Elizabeth Picciuto@epicciuto.bsky.social · 2mo agoI…excuse me…what the fuck?!
Right! DSA are Democrats and they’re winning. So “regular” Dems should give sincere consideration into what they can incorporate into their own agenda to become more attractive candidates. If they don’t wanna change, fine. But I hate seeing Dems fight amongst themselves.
Elizabeth Picciuto@epicciuto.bsky.social · 2mo agoIt is unwise for Dems to react to DSA success with “how do we squelch this” rather than “how do we work with this”? Many of the current squelchers were people who have been asking the latter question since November 2024. They should ask themselves how it is different.
I sincerely don’t understand James’ position on this. Mamdani is doing good things and getting sh*t done for his city as a Democrat. Why on earth would any Democrat object to how he’s doing it? I truly don’t understand why she has a problem with him.
Julianne McShane@juliannemcshane.bsky.social · 2mo ago“All of us are a little frustrated with the Democratic Party. But you don’t blow it up. That’s what MAGA has done.” - Tish James on Mamdani 👀😳
@beigewunder.blacksky.app would strenuously object. Might even curse your ass out, too.
Traveler@wanderer86.bsky.social · 3mo agoThat peace sign got millennials in a chokehold while taking pics and I think it's time we let it go.
Well, I love a good bush so…forest nymph
𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧@quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 3mo agoWitchy homegirl & you are helping decorate the active senior community garden with some fun decor. The budget can only afford one of the following. Please choose: -Gargoyle bukkake water fountain -Gnome orgy tea party -Forest nymph chia pet “bushes”
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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧@quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 3mo agoYou are at the supernatural fight club and tonight’s opponent is a 5 ft 11 220lb werewolf ninja that is blind. To keep the match fair you can pick any opponent from any universe but they must be blind too. Who do you pick?
I’ll take that peach cobbler chai latte because I tweaked my back the other day.
𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧@quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 3mo agoYour witchy barista friend has some drinks she would like for you to try. You can only try one Peach cobbler chai latte — speeds up healing for 7days Tiramisu shaken espresso — super strength for 7 days
Zombies at an airport. Someplace that has Emirates or Singapore Airlines first-class planes parked at a gate. Because I’d lock myself up in one of those bad boys and I’d be straight.
𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧@quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 3mo agoStuck in a zombie uprising at the airport or stuck in a zombie uprising at a carnival?