really been liking the Lanterns show as a massive Lindelof warrior. the most recent episode is like a lost Leftovers storyline with aliens instead of God
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the honorable one on The Lost Broadcasts, cohost of Get Cynical, words @ Little White Lies / Reverse Shot / rogerebert.com / Men's Health / Vinegar Syndrome, i have met two capybaras in real life
i made the terrible mistake of thinking that including the word "phenomenological" in the title of this piece would make people MORE curious to read it. my bad yall
now on Rodent Reflections: a recent interview with some of the people behind 4DX programming really got me thinking about the experience this format provides and its potential for creating both productive and confusing contradictions for viewers capybaroness.substack.com/p/i-have-phe...
now on Rodent Reflections: a recent interview with some of the people behind 4DX programming really got me thinking about the experience this format provides and its potential for creating both productive and confusing contradictions for viewers capybaroness.substack.com/p/i-have-phe...
not possible for me, as the films i love are so profoundly compelling that their premises are irreducible. but i understand this isn't the case for everyone....
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.
Sorry to hear that. Hope things turn for the better soon.
hey is it just me or does this website kind of barely work lately
the aliens in Hope run like Smiling Friends characters
i'm officially covering NYFF for Rodent Reflections! you know what that means: there has never been a better time to become a subscriber! capybaroness.substack.com/welcome
man if you aren't touched deep in your soul by God Only Knows or Caroline No or I Know There's An Answer because they're "too intellectual," it may simply be that you are really really stupid
you hear for years about how the Netherlands are the happiest country in the world and then you turn on their F1 race and you realize all they listen to is EDM and Oasis. just goes to show
this month’s free post on Rodent Reflections is, inspired by the Dune 3 Ticketing Fiasco, for once an actual reflection: on how badly the moviegoing experience has been screwed up by greed and if it’s going to get worse capybaroness.substack.com/p/the-dark-f...
Kenny Omega can only eat the purple bars from Crimes of the Future now #AEWDynamite
been reading 2666 the past week but it's the 3-volume set and i just realized that when i'm reading on the train it looks like i'm reading a book just called 666 with no other text on the front or back cover
Hey just throwing this out there but if a mutual knows of anyone looking for an experienced (15 years) QA analyst, or an entry level technical writer, or another entry level job that could benefit from someone with a degree in English, hit a girl up.
for you to read after #AEWCollision maybe?
new on Rodent Reflections: it’s finally time to talk at length about the new major interest i’ve been developing this year. i love pro wrestling now, and i have a lot of thoughts about why it’s appealing and what i think its the best way to enjoy it capybaroness.substack.com/p/how-im-enj...
new on Rodent Reflections: it’s finally time to talk at length about the new major interest i’ve been developing this year. i love pro wrestling now, and i have a lot of thoughts about why it’s appealing and what i think its the best way to enjoy it capybaroness.substack.com/p/how-im-enj...
keep laughing this morning imagining some kid in like 2126 posting 'aint no way the first guy to get kirked was named kirk'
Kenny Omega appears and it's like an actual superhero has entered the building. aura unlimited. #AEWDynamite
just saw I Want Your Sex. Olivia Wilde as The Failennial Rapist may be Gregg Araki’s boldest creation yet
the film actually has a lot of on-screen elaboration of the premise, it just takes place almost entirely in the mise en scene and it's necessarily leaving a lot of questions on the table (sequel much?)
bluesky has unquestionably put several orders of magnitude more thought into the sex purge than anyone involved in the actual movie and should be given funding to make our own version
my review of One Night Only is here. in which i try not to get too distracted by the premise to heap praise on Monica Barbaro, think about Derrida, and— wait, what if you start having sex with a few minutes to go but don’t finish until after time runs out? capybaroness.substack.com/p/i-have-one...
beyond thrilled to announce that i've been invited to join an all-star cast of critics, academics, and filmmakers as part of @uniondocs.bsky.social's incredible new program Wiseman's New York, with two weeks of screenings and seminars. more info: uniondocs.org/wisemans-new...
UnionDocs – Wiseman’s New York
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