Belphegor@prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 4d ago

"You want to go to sleep. You want to lie down, watch some internet videos until your eyes go heavy. Don't work your ass off, it's Sunday. Today, is the day of rest. Today, you are allowed to indulge (in Sloth)."

𝑺𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒓 "𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒐𝒍𝒕" 𝑺𝒄𝒐𝒕𝒕@starboltsummer.bsky.social · last yr.

Hey. Whoever left this in the Mansion kitchen? I'm taking you to jail.

🕷𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑺𝒑𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓-𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏🏳️‍⚧️@kaydadavis.bsky.social · 6d ago

Cue the sad violin version of her theme song or something.

Asuka@steelgal.bsky.social · 6d ago

If your dick disappears between my tits, we were probably never meant to be. 😔

——— 𝓒𝑶𝑷𝒀𝑪𝑨𝑻.ᐟ /ᐠ - ˕ -マ Ⳋ@telasdolo.bsky.social · 6d ago

Appearing behind the ( *READER ) from the shadows.

🕷𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑺𝒑𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓-𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏🏳️‍⚧️@kaydadavis.bsky.social · 6d ago

"Free will matters, buttmunch."

🕷𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑺𝒑𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓-𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏🏳️‍⚧️@kaydadavis.bsky.social · 7d ago

"No I do not *control* spiders. I talk to them."

𝑱𝒐𝒆𝒚 𝑽𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆@crtvampire.bsky.social · last wk.

ᶠᵒʳ ᶠᵘⁿˢⁱᵉˢ 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐞: Edgy Bastard 𝐌𝐮𝐧: Horny Bastard 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥?

― 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 ―@sovereignofhearts.bsky.social · last wk.

A soft sigh passes her lips at this. ❝ And I thought my ex-husband was odd. ❞

ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs@roleplayquestions.bsky.social · last wk.

An alarming amount of you smell like blood and booze.

Felicia Hardy@theyactasballast.bsky.social · last wk.

If you can hear any clapping at all, it's because she let you.

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · last wk.

"STOP CALLING ME THAT"

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · last wk.

"Okay, then...SHOO!" (Mirage starts snapping and clapping at the other like an impatient person shooing away a cat)

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · last wk.

"You WISH I'd bite you."

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · last wk.

"I have never sucked on ANY part of you, buddy!" (Mirage is tempted to slice down the trees right now)

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · last wk.

(Mirage is literally speechless.)

𝑸𝒖𝒊𝒅 𝒑𝒓𝒐 𝒒𝒖𝒐@staticdxmon.bsky.social · last wk.

"I actually do miss my chair... it was comfy."

The Amazing Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@webwarrior.bsky.social · 2w ago

"I don't have much of a choice. I keep hoping I'll find it funny, but yet, it's not."

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · 2w ago

(BLINK BLINK) "...Did you just call me mama?"

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · 2w ago

(She blinks in confusion) "Are you...in need of something? Did you stub your toe?...."

[ABSTRACTED]@sewingfriendships.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ragatha’s shivering on the couch, staring off. “So many shrimp… too many…”

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · 2w ago

"It really is fun going around disguised as a pigeon. Sometimes I overhear very juicy stuff."

『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · 2w ago

(Casually wondering if spider people's blood tastes normal or if it tastes like hemolymph)

Belphegor@prettytrainwreck.bsky.social · 2w ago

Something was off about that new priestess...

「𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆 𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒂」@s0n0fsparda.bsky.social · 3w ago

Don't make me regret this.