*in chibi form break dancing with kittens as the song cha cha smooth plays in the background*
『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · 2h ago(Mirage is just full on drinking blood out of a wine glass now, because that's the kind of day this is.)
Mystical Mercenary
@mercofmultiversal.bsky.social
#Fandomless/Multiverse #Parody #crackRp Muse has multiple personalities https://aqa.link/Multiverse_Jesus13418 Not lewd or extremely lewd but there might be content of that so don’t follow if not into that ⚠️No minors,only mature & adult content⚠️
『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · 2h ago
“Whew, ok good…..wait if there I would know of right guys?” *facing no one from behind* “Beats me, not that I recall,nope……Imma deep throat a milkshake!…..Jack let’s calm down ok buddy?”
― 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 ―@sovereignofhearts.bsky.social · 3d agoShe nods. ❝ I'm sure. Not from you at least~. ❞
“Oh ok……you sure? No child support, drunk encounters or anything I should know?”
― 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 ―@sovereignofhearts.bsky.social · 3d ago❝ Hm, nope. Can't say that we have~. ❞
“You did, I was referring to me” *all drenched looking like tomato man*
𝒀𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒂 𝑩𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒂. [ NSFW ]@widowofdesire.bsky.social · 4d ago❛ Always. I thought I washed it all off. ❜
“I can help with your demon problem!” *bounces up and down excitedly*
Maggie "Caliber" Sakimoto@codenamecaliber.bsky.social · 4d agoNo one asked, nobody.
Two people have blocked me or assuming it’s the same person just out of nowhere, need to mention had interacted before with no issues or least that I know of like the fuck?
#155/2026 Fmr. state rep Michael Caruso [R-FL] was charged with repeatedly sexually assaulting his 11-year-old grandson over a yearlong period including on holidays and group family vacations. Caruso literally voted for the death penalty for this exact crime.
Court clerk, former lawmaker, charged with five felonies stemming from alleged child sex abuse • Florida Phoenix
Palm Beach County Clerk of Court Michael Caruso was arrested Tuesday morning and charged with five felony counts of child molestation and immediately suspended from office by Gov. Ron DeSantis. Accord...
floridaphoenix.com
*turns around* “You” *waves with a cheerful glee* “HIIIiIiIiIii!!!”
『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · last wk."Oh god damn it, WHO LET THIS ASSHOLE IN HERE AGAIN-"
“I found a dragonball!!!…..wait no, it’s jawbreaker…..even better”
『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · last wk.*currently beating my meat with a meat tenderizer to establish dominance*
『 ＨＩＧＧＳ ＭＯＮＡＧＨＡＮ 𓂀 』@theg0dparticle.bsky.social · last wk.(Higgs is watching. He's always watching.)
“I JIZZED SKITTLES……YEAAAAAA!!!” *waddles away then jumps out the window*
『 𝒥𝒰𝒮𝒯 𝒜 𝑀𝐼𝑅𝒜𝒢𝐸 . 』@msmirage.bsky.social · last wk."...Pardon?"