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Splatoon 3 Dread/Wellstring Player 21 She/Her pfp by @guac_a_mol on twitter

People who don't like Salmonid music can stay mad. It's original, evocative stuff the likes of which composers don't get unleashed to make often enough. Playing crowdpleasing music while raiding a fish death cult to steal their eggs would be like playing Free Bird over the Alien movies.

Splatoon Community Census 2026! Last year the form got over 1000 responses and gave some great insight into the community! This year's census will continue in its goal of encouraging dialogue and identifying issues within the scene It takes 10 minutes to complete! 🔗 forms.gle/xqYSpB7AanqJ...

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had to make my first free agent post today 😔💔 Estimated div 6 Naut player here looking for a high-investment team! 🦐🐚 Likes/reposts are appreciated, and DM me on Discord @buhlooey if you might have a spotty for a nauty 👀 #compsplatoon

A competitive Splatoon free agent post. Reads as follows:

Bluey (Buhlooey), he/him
current IGN: Buhlooey/p#1803
Weapon: Nautilus 47 (midline slayer/skirmisher)
Age: 21+
Region/Timezone: NA, PDT (GMT-7)
Availability: until I find work, pretty much all day every day!

Notable results:
- Low Ink May 2026: 5th
- All 4 One #65: 5th
- Coral Clash Low Tide #37: 4th
- Peak XP: 2218 Tako SZ, 2503 Ttek RM

For teams, I'm looking for an est. Div ~6 team who:
- Are active and committed to improving together
- Can regularly meet up (aiming for 2-4x/wk) for scrims, D5-cap and open level tourneys, and especially VOD reviews and coaching sessions
- Have a fight-heavy play style! My Naut is at its best opening and closing fights
- Are age 20+, in NA

DMs are open for teams, projects, and pickups! Let's get movin' (fish emoji)
https://sendou.ink/u/b

Been making more of an effort to not be distracted on my phone when I'm doing something mundane (e.g. walking in public, sitting in my room, using the bathroom, etc.) I've noticed that it's really become a habit to just reach for it when I'm bored and I wanna change that :0

E-liter discourse is always interesting to me because it has basically stayed the same gun throughout the entire game’s lifespan. The tools around it have just gotten stronger, and an example of this is the Roller/Vac 96/Tri N/E-Liter area cup comp. But why does this comp even work??

for a game with so much enby rep in comp, I'm surprised we still be makin out with the gender binary of 'aggressive' and 'passive' genderfluid priorities and roles doesn't mean only feed or charge special, you can be anything. the world is your oyster (to throw into clam basket) #highdivsplatoon