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Gorp

Howdy howdy! I'm Gorp! I'm a cartoon opossum who eats garbage and draws weird animals in underpants :D

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Made a refsheet of my ducksona #cbduckart

hey science, please invent a hamburger for me to be eating right now. i'm hungry. thanks

i keep having weird video game dreams lately. this time it was about the OoT remake, but OOPS! The Queen Gohma battle has been replaced by a 20 minute unskippable cutscene where Queen from Deltarune tells you the benefits of vaping because Amazon bought all video games and is using them to push ads.

And Mr. Roommate here is probably even less accurate because they were less defined to begin with. I just remember them looking like Mr. Gecko if he was a fox but also a squirrel. :D #GorpArt

Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂@goronic.bsky.social · 7d ago

I think he also had some underwearing roommates who were ambiguously either squirrels or foxes and they were identical to each other because it was the only NPC model that had been made by the time the game was abandoned.

I think he looked kinda like this maybe, but also maybe his legs were shorter and maybe he had socks and normal feet? IDK. I was dreaming at the time so it was unclear. :D #GorpArt

Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂@goronic.bsky.social · 7d ago

last night i dreamed someone found a lost 3d platformer prototype from like, 2003 where you played as a little lizard guy wearing briefs and a tank top, and I think the hub world was his house, and the only actual level was entered through a washing machine or something?

I think he looked kinda like this maybe, but also maybe his legs were shorter and maybe he had socks and normal feet? IDK. I was dreaming at the time so it was unclear. :D #GorpArt

Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂@goronic.bsky.social · 7d ago

last night i dreamed someone found a lost 3d platformer prototype from like, 2003 where you played as a little lizard guy wearing briefs and a tank top, and I think the hub world was his house, and the only actual level was entered through a washing machine or something?

last night i dreamed someone found a lost 3d platformer prototype from like, 2003 where you played as a little lizard guy wearing briefs and a tank top, and I think the hub world was his house, and the only actual level was entered through a washing machine or something?

Unreasonably sleepy today. Please take a nap for me. Thanks. 😴

Insurance wouldn't cover my flu and covid shots this year, and I can't afford 'em, so I guess I'll die. :D *dies forever*

Not too late for fox day :)

Kawfee Haus (🧡)

hey chat if anyone has like, an excessive amount of pumpkins, you should give them all to me so I can cronch on all of their tasty tasty seeds

I fixed the belt and the drive pulley in the dryer a few months ago, but now the idler pulley is broken so I've gotta wait for a new one to arrive before I can machine dry my clothes, so my room is distressingly humid from all of the wet socks and underwear and tshirts I have hanging everywhere. :'D

I showed you my goochie (stylishly), please respond

is it safe to eat food yet? I've not had a salad in 1000 years and I NEED crunchy vegetable

Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂@goronic.bsky.social · last mo.

I've not had a salad since the poop lettuce incident. All of my veggies have been cooked at 1000° for 6 hours just to ensure that they're safe, and I still think I got mildly food poisoned for a few days recently. rUDE

Oh, hey, bluesky finally loaded. It was completely dead for a few minutes there.

Wondering why I stopped keeping up with Deltarune after Chapter 2, and I think it's because I'd forgotten everything between the first two chapters, and I didn't like the idea of replaying the entire game every 3 years just to remember what happened, so I was gonna wait until it's 100% done. Oops!

The evil is defeated (The bookstore finally replaced their permanent Harry Potter display that's been in the window forever with KPop Demon Hunters)

a very serious businessman #GorpArt #FurryArt

At the theater for the new MST3K. If there weren't other people here I'd think I'd wandered into the wrong theater though because the movie should have started by now but the projector is off and the lights are on and they're playing country music

Finally watching the Zelda direct, and this is silly, but my biggest complaint so far is that they've added a jump button. I've always hated it when a game gets recommended as an OoT-like but then it has a jump button instead of the auto jump. Is that weird?

I originally started this in late March this year but left it unfinished till I started fiddling around lately with a new style and finished it #cbduckart

Where do you want them sent? Art @foxmanrox.bsky.social

rUDE I dug an ancient radio/cd/cassette player out of storage, and, as I expected, the CD player part is broken. >:C Also the headphone jack only gets audio in one ear now, probably because that side of the machine is melted from where this thing used to live in the kitchen right next to the stove

I have plenty for each hour :D

Who ever heard of a cat wearing underpants

when you want a late-night snack but your raccoon roommate beat you to it

hourly "send underpant" tweet

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