Fred Asquith
@fredasquith.bsky.social
Yorkshireman in London 🤡 Tiktok extraordinaire (300k+, same @) 🔗 Enjoy all via fredasquith.com
Life hack, when visiting home wear entirely your Dad’s clothing so you have nothing to wash
Starting our QUEST to the Academy Awards 2027 today… Hop on board and help out to ensure you get invited to the Premiere. Let’s Write A Screenplay! linktw.in/aIAsRb
I wanna have a baby next year so I said to fiancée LOOK this is the last time we’ll be able to stay till Berghain closes for a while, so we’ve come back in 4am for the long haul and I will tell my beloved child this story
Omg had such a crazy time in Berghain my hair is all fluffed up! One for the history books
Just got off the phone with my best mate Ariana Grande* congratulating her on her Golden Globe nom 💚 *one comment
This is a huge day for me. I’m delighted to announce that I will not be leaving the house now until the 2nd of January.
the only one at the Christmas party in a Christmas jumper never mind one with bells on
I can’t believe he cheated on Emma Thompson for the 21st year running
I feel absolutely MANIC today in that weird way where you feel incredibly productive but also sort of not getting anything done at the same time
As a 6ft4 bloke it is frankly infuriating and rude of someone to be taller than me never mind TWO PEOPLE???
I INVENTED THE GREATEST SIMPLEST MOVIE TRIVIA GAME EVER Ft. @lizslayed.bsky.social
Tree is UP 🎄 Come on then Christmas, let’s flipping GOOO
This pic of me layered up before heading out onto the rain is giving grim reaper
POV you take your anxious grumpy boyfriend to Winter Wonderland 🎢🎄😑
Started an argument on TikTok about whether UK snow LAYS, SETTLES, STICKS or…. PITCHES??!!!!
