reading about the pros and cons of abolishing time zones. i would have to throw like 4 of my shirts away
"fart"
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just saw an ai deep fake clip from "Grumpy Old Men" (1993) where walter matthau and jack lemmon show each other their penises 👍
Eminem will reveal his new dance tonight on the evening news. His crazy new dance will heal the world.
everyone used to say he should mackle less. but what if this IS the mackling. was mackling actually a good thing the whole time.....
sucks how many restaurants on king street have the shitty AI flyers up now. please just use a sharpie and a sheet of paper and write "buy sand witch here" instead. the "im a small business owner i dont have resources for a designer" is horseshit, you're just lazy and you despise your community
I ate a small treat and Yuko found out. Do you think she is mad at me? The answer is in the alt text .
its getting warm out today. check out this dragonfly chilling upside down
you know how pandas had trouble reproducing so someone had the idea to make panda porno and then show it to the pandas. would've been real weird around the office if that didn't work
This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup
早く僕のバーガーキングを作って。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Please build a Burger King for me soon.
Yuko loves to climb up onto my arm and sit like a frog while i use computer
poor design. the game should naturally lead the player to discover the elf
every pub in the inner west is legally obligated to employ a 25 year old man who looks like joe exotic
calmly sitting at home thinking about my new business idea "a slightly smaller computer desk and chair for guys who want to look really buff and huge at work"
there should be a "not bad" button you can press in your browser for when an article or site is pretty good but not good enough to share on the main thing. and when you're really bored you can go look at the not bad feed and see all your homies not bads
Greetings to my friend, Dildo Chewer. I didn't name him that's just his name
i was just carrying a monitor upstairs and remembered the time i was in las vegas doing a marketing trade show at the mandalay bay and our booth didn't come with a monitor so i went to frys electronics because it was just like 2 miles away so i got a cab, but i had trouble getting a ride back so
