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i do think ai companies should fail and the bubble should burst but i also think a lot of people are cheering it on bc they think ssd/gpu prices will go back to normal and/or all the slop will go away and that's uhhhhh not at all true. if anything it will make those things much worse
an ernest-urkel crossover would be complete chaos. thats probably why it never happened
i found an ancient phone backup the other day and here are some photos i took of the old somethingawful office in lees summit around 2011 or 2012. and a couple never before seen pics of smash mouth eat the eggs . and some discount ed hardy beer that made me VERY sick
the reason a lot of people wear the butt plug with the gem on it is so if they get transported back in time they can pry the gem off and sell it to get currency in the olden times. its actually really, really smart
⚠️ STOP SCROLLING ⚠️ You have been visited by the Elf of Luck. Do you ignore her⁉️
why yes i DO want it to look like my car has a number of small fires in it. thank you
top post of all time on KombuchaLover Forums is about how if your cat eats a scoby and starts acting crazy you can give it a cigarette to eat to get back to normal
r/RelationshipAdvice My (23f) boyfriend (25m) keeps saying I “emit Beavis particles”
Here is a video of Yuko fully asleep on my lap while I was getting my ass beat at scrabble
im not a violent person but sometimes if i order onion rings and get just like 4 huge onion rings in a fucked up little stack i think about cutting the chefs head off with a batleth
INVESTOR MINDSET: in 2016 if you bought just 4200 copies of Aerosmith Mad Libs you would have $1 million today .
thanks to months of intense therapy i am now at peace with cowboy butts
tried looking up reviews of a keyboard i found at the thrift store and got seriously grossed out by all the guys saying its "creamy" 🚮 i left right away
the store was playing an offspring song id never heard before and this one was also about getting cucked. theres gotta be at least 7 or 8 offspring songs about other guys fucking your gf
"im rescinding my endorsement of the nazi tattoo guy. but not for the nazi tattoo, that part was fine" is such a crazy thing to have to announce to everyone. probably couldve avoided that by not fucking with a nazi tattoo guy at all in the first place ??
dont say "bio break" it gives the impression you're doing more bio hazards than just piss in there. like spitting all over and placing a bunch of your scabs on the toilet seat