Paula Morgan

@squirrelygirl.bsky.social

Phiscis Phamilia, Caput Mortem. One half hillbilly and one-half punk. I can't sing, I ain't pretty, and my legs are thin. Heady Auntie. Lot Matriarch. Every pace except fast.

I have been wailing, whining, and gnashing my teeth in hopes of cooler weather to break this particularly nasty hot spell. Well, today it's here; cool, crisp, and breezy. And I'm freezing even in sweatpants and a big flannel shirt. 😡

If you 🫵 can make it to Fenway tonight for Phish, and need a miracle 🎟️ send me a DM. Single aisle, loge seat, not with me, down third base line It’s Jerry’s birthday, so you get the present.