Ms.DarthMikesHair
@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social
Intergalactic (woo)man of mystery
If mom gets into this show I will write a $5000 check to all Phish fans She still doesn’t have a ticket
Trying to get mom into n1 Richmond. Can you help us out?
Made this in honor of my friendship with Junebug for no particular reason lol she’s just a really cool gal
HAPPYFUCKINGBIRTHDAY to the one the only @sulkirk.bsky.social !!!! Pretty sure he’s a vampire tho
The thing about bad music is, there’s always someone out there that thinks it’s good
WE LOVE @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social DOING THE LORDS WORK
Help our dear Jesse, who never buys enough tickets
Trying to get mom into n1 Richmond. Can you help us out?
A mustache only looks cool if you look like Burt Reynolds or Frank Zappa. I don’t make the rules
It’s Sunday, if you have a kind bone(r) in your body you should send a lewd to Shooz
Venmo must make so much goddamn money off of impatient bitches who need their $20 sent to their account immediately
🎶 Got to scrape that shit right off your shoeeeees
Do your thing that you do Hank