How it feels to say "fuck Uniclo" after hearing my brother's talk about how well it fits them

I think my opinion on video games is I really like Marathon and while it's a bummer for many that season 3 got pushed back, I'm chilling humongously because I'll be playing Deadlock again once that update hits at the end of the month. See y'all in December, Runners

xavier renegade angel dialogue

Talking to a friend about Street Fighter "So I've been playing Lily again. What's the deal with her wind stacks? It boosts the one move? Condor uhh..." "Pasa." "Right, my bad."

In 2026, writing "Some Pig" makes Charlotte sound like a hating ass spider

I was telling all this to my wife and she goes "yeah I didn't like that dungeon meshi video essay either." This is actually hilarious.

GENIOUS OF SOCIAL MEDIA@apiljuce.bsky.social · 3d ago

I'm not gonna play like I myself am the most neurotypical guy in the universe but when I hear others on the spectrum talk about masking, it really speaks to their lack of ability to sympathize with others because literally everybody does this.

I'm not gonna play like I myself am the most neurotypical guy in the universe but when I hear others on the spectrum talk about masking, it really speaks to their lack of ability to sympathize with others because literally everybody does this.

what a curious day to put these on sale

A year ago, my job flew out a manager from Texas to see how I was handling the new position. After two hours of my brother and I sending each other jokes, my manager gasps and solemnly says "They got him... They got Charlie..."

None of the dancing uma videos I've seen match up with personal headcanon so I took matters into my own hands

I'm the guy who sees a funny post but calls it ragebait instead of a joke.

With Labor Day out of the way, it's time to prepare for a more important date later this week.

*Three Days Grace voice* TEN THINGS THAT I HATE ABOUT YOU

ultimate rap battles of epic destiny

this pic always felt like such a cynical ripoff of this genre of fanfiction. it's "epically random omg". I actually really hate this. original artist of this, did you get the engagement? did your number go up?

Raven Lyn Clemens@ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · last wk.

I really like the way helga is drawn in this

Sometimes I'll look at my webull account and the number will be lower but other times it'll be higher so who knows how good I am at stocks

In my travels, I've learned the only group of people who love anime fan service more than straight men are gay men

Me when I hear about a new burger

dog, I was 6k net worth over the entire other team. I fought crushing fists 5th item. I must have been going sicko mode this game, what da heck

GENIOUS OF SOCIAL MEDIA@apiljuce.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Really big fan of this overlay

Guy who only knows the word Zion from Reggae music wondering why everyone is so mad

The other three characters I chased in Umamusume (Costume El Condor Pasa, Digitan and Air Shakur) came home in less than 7 rolls each. Seeking The Pearl took everything from me. Steinbeck wrote of this.

Turn my swag on

he wouldve been so good in disgaea abridged

I bet if a bounty hunter whipped those bolo things at your legs and missed it would be really satisfying to hear them clang against a wall or whatever else they hit. they’re probably expensive so he’d have to run over and pick them up again. meanwhile you’re going johnny appleseed with the caltrops

I think the ninja boss Moz from Time Crisis might be a Castle of Cagliostro reference

look bro i'm an ally or whatever but you can't be fucking outside. "they won't let us fuck inside. we gotta fuck at the fuck tree" do you hear yourself?