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cinematographer for Doogal (2006)

I saw terrain at the first 40k function I attended that was the destroyed remains of plantation houses with a little sign that said something like 'the only heresy is a desire to return' and I cannot tell you how much I wish I'd taken a photo

300 followers: i am the modern day publius. my posts on bluesky will be preserved and debated by philosophers and political scientists for generations to come 30,000 followers: doing my geralt of rivia as a troubled teen mom bit again

BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.

I really hate wearing pants. my calves need to breathe. but society decided men needed to cover up their legs when they work at the computer

i had a meeting with my advisers about this post. they didn’t want me to do it that early. “boss, it could backfire, boss, the numbers could get all wacky,” on and on from one of them. little guy. and I said to him, “a coward dies a thousand deaths. just 999 to go.” and with a powerful roundhouse k

bort@crushbort.bsky.social · 16h ago

the ragnarok lobster guy deleted all his posts about how haley stevens was gonna win. that’s how cold politics is. ragnarok lobster is abandoning you before the polls even close

my takeaway from AES winning is that he needs to drop anything people liked about him, campaign exactly as if haley stevens won and hate himself and his voters as much as her supporters do - The Politics Whiz

the ragnarok lobster guy deleted all his posts about how haley stevens was gonna win. that’s how cold politics is. ragnarok lobster is abandoning you before the polls even close

we need a strong republican party and a bipartisan MAHA movement and common sense trans sports bans and a bailout for havana syndrome victims. we need a big tent democratic party that includes war criminals and the lady at the the wellness store trying to get your mom off chemo

MAHA do not have bipartisan concerns, they are stupid morons who what to feel special by "doing their own research" (watching youtube videos made by complete idiots) and their king is a guy who is probably, as we speak, eating deep fried chipmunks out of a brown paper bag

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 2d ago

There is pervasive corruption across our healthcare and agricultural systems that defy party lines. I meet with MAHA activists because a lot of their concerns are bipartisan issues that major corporations paint as partisan. The fight isn't left and right, it's top and bottom.

guy who is lead singer of a band called something like Dead! In a Bathtub of My Own Tears! who has a wiki section entitled “underage fan controversies”

space marine head with emo hair

i’m at a dmv that’s part of a really nice community center with a library and a coffee shop and it’s by a mall and a retirement home that all feels laid out right. they sim citied the shit out of this place

the desire to somehow reform or rehabilitate a party that has never been anything but psychopaths of varying restraint must be something you’re born with. they’re in power stomping everyone’s faces in and you’re wondering how to make them more palatable to moderates

She was widely mocked for it, but this is what Pelosi meant when she said we need a strong Republican Party. Democrats won't and can't win every election, and it's just not sustainable if one of the two major parties is made up of nothing but incompetent fascists. 1/
E.J. Fagan @ejfagan.com • 2d
Senior Republican congressional staffer on trying to recruit new policy experts: "We have a generation of rabid, incompetent idiots."