allpowerful creator being ("God"): lol humans? nah man my favorite shit is bacteria
bringing back hoop and stick would fix everything. we never shouldve abandoned it
hey we're all gonna go post guitar-shaped tchotchkes on the music instruments section of craigslist, you wanna join?
looking at my date and smiling knowingly every time they show a thing in The Thing
(every time im wrong about something): woah, mandela effect! i couldve sworn i was right
you like posts motherfuckers?! how about THIS one?! *shoots posts directly into the heads of my clamoring hoard of followers
the first person who ever put the lime in the coconut was probably considered insane by their peers
its funny to have an ex-president that's a kinda petty cloutchaser
i appreciate grotesqueries but theres too much of it lately even for my taste. it shouldnt be everywhere
(confusing LMFAO for a vague memory of Milli Vanilli): didnt you hear? LMFAO are fake. they didnt exist
my parents generation will complain about how crude rap is and then boogie to a smash hit from when they were in high school called "funking you raw"
just came across an awesome name: "Mafalda Minnozzi". hats off to you, Mafalda
its simple: if a food vaguely resembles a brain, it improves cognitive function
half baked thought but its weird that the most salient case i can think of of someone extending their artform into the creation of a religion is l ron hubbard with his schlocky scifi stuff. its like if the only person to have done a wagnerian opera cycle did it about marvel slop
i resent that katy perry has been living my dreams: being put in a tube and shot into space
("do you have prince albert in a can" voice): do you have katy perry in a bottle?
