it seems every local flight in the usa had a passenger with a Samsung Galaxy 7 in it! folks...
slathering peanut butter on the roof of my son's mouth so it looks like he's talking lol
meeting w producers to request $1 billion to make a documentary called Mr Peanut: The Satanic Legume about how Mr Peanut is satanic and theyre all fighting over the title saying it should be The Satanic Peanut instead but the others dont like the repetition wtf do i care just let me show the truth
beautiful chinese spies love it when you don't know your own address
boardmembers should hire their own corporate spies that just cockblock CEOs at every turn
jensen huang. elon musk. peter thiel. alex karp. 2 syllables followed by 1 looking like a bad sign
lol. lmao. bsky.app/profile/curs...
"If Democrats lurch far left on policy, the voters who gave them an enormous victory on Tuesday will probably be strongly tempted to switch back to the GOP or stay home in future elections." Read more from the Editorial Board: https://wapo.st/4z0x1j8
i think Dilbert dying has something to do with all of this. it was like a curse imposing its will. it had to go