Prufrock451
@prufrock451.bsky.social
Wrote Rome Sweet Rome, Acadia, and encyclopedias. Bylines in Wired, Mental Floss, Slate, Boing Boing. Won Jeopardy. Alum of WGA, SFWA, AFSCME. Let’s be pals
Fetterman looks like he tells his boss “we got him” when he only actually saw him fall into the river
Return of the Cmonmacques@cmonmaque.bsky.social · 6mo agoI appreciate people want to join the “John Fetterman looks like…” series but it needs to make sense. You can’t say “John Fetterman looks like Ursula from the little mermaid” because no he doesn’t, that isn’t true. Instead, go with “he looks like someone cruella hired to steal a litter of puppies”
when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia
*me kneeling while everyone else makes the shape of an L on their foreheads*
Josephine beckbook.com Riesman@josie.zone · 3y agoListening to the Millennial National Anthem (“All-Star” by Smash Mouth)
Me in August: Jeez, Iowa’s basically been in a drought for three years m, really sick of it being so dry *a finger curls on the monkey’s paw*
oh yeah lol i remember this guy. poncho munch for deano bonano. that phrase we’ve all heard before
This time next year the UK will just be the City of London, the Falklands, and Sodor
OSINTRadar@osintradar.bsky.social · 2w ago🇬🇧 According to The Telegraph, the leaders of Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland will discuss the possibility of leaving the United Kingdom tomorrow.
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
Big Bird from Sesame Street
ALT: Big Bird from Sesame Street
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Vampires are superhuman predators that rely on social camouflage their sense of time would if anything be exquisitely refined I am sobbing
Pookleblinky@pookleblinky.bsky.social · 2w agoThink about what kind of computers vampires or elves would have. If you lived thousands of years, your time perception would dilate so it's impossible to perceive the difference in speed between like, a 1985 computer and a modern one. Or one a million times slower. It'd all be an eyeblink.
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
Dan Chibnall@bookowl.bsky.social · 2w agoName a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
SL TECHNOLOGY BLOK EUROCREAM BAR Tag yourself I am “blok”
SL TECHNOLOGY BLOK EUROCREAM BAR Tag yourself I am “blok”
Really hate the performative CHAAAAAAAASUL people use to pretend they’ve been trained in the weirding ways of the Fedaykin
This is the fate of so many marginal weirdos who latch onto fascism; spend your whole life doing photo ops with face-eating leopards and you fucking get your face eaten
I set my time machine and travel 200 years into the past. I forget to account for erosion and find myself entombed in 10 feet of topsoil that hasn’t yet been destroyed by industrial agriculture
I set my time machine and travel 200 years into the past. I forget to account for erosion and find myself entombed in 10 feet of topsoil that hasn’t yet been destroyed by industrial agriculture
Imagine a vast field covered with 3,000 piles of donuts, each the size of the great pyramid. That’s what $40 trillion would buy. Actually maybe 2998 donut piles after you count venue rental fees and deposit
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A second apple summons the terrible anti-doctor
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A second apple summons the terrible anti-doctor
You’re up shit creek when the only generation to get lead poisoning -and- microplastics turns on you
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2mo agoThat age breakdown is the most interesting part. He’s lost the mandate of Gen X, Dave Navarro fans no longer heed his call
This presidency is a shitty 80s Tim Conway Disney movie
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 2mo agoNew details via NYT: Top White House and administration officials engaged in an elaborate ruse to spirit Trump out of Turkey during the NATO summit — transporting him in a catering cart to a military jet because of a credible threat against him and Air Force One from Iran.
This presidency is a shitty 80s Tim Conway Disney movie
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 2mo agoNew details via NYT: Top White House and administration officials engaged in an elaborate ruse to spirit Trump out of Turkey during the NATO summit — transporting him in a catering cart to a military jet because of a credible threat against him and Air Force One from Iran.
A giant can of Diet Coke pressing a button to have him wheeled in
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 2mo agoNew details via NYT: Top White House and administration officials engaged in an elaborate ruse to spirit Trump out of Turkey during the NATO summit — transporting him in a catering cart to a military jet because of a credible threat against him and Air Force One from Iran.
