I’m very happy that Haley Stevens will lose the Michigan primary, because it speeds the day she’ll be on Cameo and I can make her say “Greggy, why doncha give this birthday the ol razzle dazzle and tell em Haley said ta whoop it up”
Prufrock451
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Wrote Rome Sweet Rome, Acadia, and encyclopedias. Bylines in Wired, Mental Floss, Slate, Boing Boing. Won Jeopardy. Alum of WGA, SFWA, AFSCME. Let’s be pals
You’re going to die and the world is going to die, but I still love you and the flames won’t erase the truth of our high-five
Prufrock451@prufrock451.bsky.social · 2d agoFun fact, we are further in time from Smells Like Teen Spirit than that song was from Elvis on Ed Sullivan
While you went beep beep in your adult carriage I studied the hike
rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 3d agothis is my new belief system btw i’m going chud but from an unexpected angle. ‘driving is soy’
If I’m not psyched up for it, watching Nolan’s work feels like watching a sudoku genius solve the world’s hardest sudoku in a cold loud warehouse. Like, I get intellectually that it’s impressive but I can probably list ten fucking episodes of Bluey that provoked more emotions in me
I’m at the stage of the deodorant stick where the plastic endoskeleton is scraping me, after I spent two weeks squeezing the last toothpaste out of the tube, and I don’t know how much I have left in me
Insane new research. Scientists gave asthma patients free electric stoves to replace their gas stoves, then checked to see if symptoms improved. Not only did symptoms improve, ditching gas was *better than medicine.* Details in today's newsletter: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/electric-s...
Researchers used electric stoves to treat asthma. It worked.
The latest evidence that gas is bad for your health.
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Really important to note that in no way shape or form did Anthropic’s models in this incident “escape containment,” and not just in the word-policing sort of way. The model stumbled through an open, misconfigured gap. From Anthropic’s incident report:
“What a crazy twenty years, huh?” “Lemon, it’s Wednesday”
Blue sky nice ghost@rajandelman.bsky.social · 6d agoOur Age of Bronze is collapsing, Liz Lemon
He’s been musing folks, this is his Scrooge moment
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · last wk.Publicly and privately, President Trump has been musing about aging and fate after his friend Lindsey Graham’s sudden death. Trump is scheduled to deliver a eulogy for the South Carolina Republican today at Washington National Cathedral.
I love that Jesus is both a three-star and a four-star general
God@thegodshow.com · 2w agoJesus never said anything about “wiping countries off the map.” Jesus wasn’t a soldier. Jesus was killed by soldiers.
I’m at the stage of the deodorant stick where the plastic endoskeleton is scraping me, after I spent two weeks squeezing the last toothpaste out of the tube, and I don’t know how much I have left in me
If you can see an Ewok, you’re already dead. Let the little cannibal freak in. Don’t prolong the inevitable
Museum of Twitter@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 2w ago
This is officially the most American thing I’ve ever seen.
jon christian@jonchristian.net · 2w agowow at this incredible deal
I can’t explain it but if Argentina wins this game it’s the end of Western civilization
literally this match is eleven spanish players versus Emiliano Martinez
We all want the game to be over but right now Trump is being forced to stay awake and there are loud unpredictable noises and losing this might be enough to do it
Rooting for England and Argentina to stage a long, bloody, brutal game that leaves the eventual victor a shattered, limping ghost of its former glory. A gory slugfest that brings immortal shame upon both teams and stains the very name of football
They’re out here shrinking our troops’ balls. You want college paid for? Gotta become Unsullied first
Matthew Gault@mjgault.bsky.social · 3w agoHegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting
Well I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. Yes I’m sure, I asked him repeatedly, he just made bullshit horse noises
“I can’t be in a band with the Mumfords, they’re my sons” BUT THE SINGER WAS NOT THEIR FATHER, HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE