Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 7h agowe should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 7h ago
CONTENT CREATOR BABY: I’m straight up getting a dopamine hit from this
writing professor who wants to fight you about your word choice: why iota
if you don’t stop, i’m going to give you a scoop of ice cream. i’m fucking serious.
Donie O’Sullivan@donie.bsky.social · 3d ago"I am not going to be in the same party with Hasan Piker ... if he becomes a force in the Democratic Party, I am out of here," James Carville says on Fox this morning. Reminder: The Left Insurgency airs tonight on CNN at 8p ET.
pickup estimate before placing the order: 3-13 minutes pickup estimate immediately after clicking place order: tomorrow maybe? honestly idk. but we'll send you nine messages right now, and then one 25 minutes after you've already picked it up
me when i see a bottle of juice at the grocery store: eh i don’t need that. just drinking sugar basically me when i see a thin, tall glass of juice at a restaurant: ah, nature’s delight. twould refresh me, surely. i think i shall. i think i shall.
(as the cashier holds my $50 bill up to the light) You're absolutely right — I counterfeited that currency. People often confidently present false money as legitimate. Thank you for catching it.
birthday clown: who honked my nose?! was it you? was it you? you're saying it was ME?! you're lying! hee hee! kid who reads a lot of internet comments: To be fair, many birthday clowns do have the children honk their nose. Worth considering.
guy who hears about a feature in one product and then expects it in every product: is this an induction elevator
im playing this again, starting on a boss fight, and doing ten squats every time i die. i'm doing this by choice.
phil@philjamesson.com · 4w agoim not playing a game called lies of P. im P. that was a lie. i am playing a game called lies of P. april fools. click my head
your honor, it doesn’t count as laughing at my own joke if all i did was write the prompt
Make Some Noise@makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 2w agoOh my, the abyss is gazing back into me... 😳
you have to put a seat belt on when you're in a car. you have to put a seat belt on when you're on a plane. you should have to put a seat belt on when you vote
only just struck me that one of the final lyrics in Mambo No. 5 is "you can't run, you can't hide." feels like that should kind of change the tenor of the song a bit. especially given that he is listing people
in these guys' minds, Medicare For All is such a winning issue that it can carry a "small group of radical extremists" to total victory. they believe all they'd have to do to cut off the DSA at the knees would be to endorse it. and they still refuse to
Rav@rvbdrm.com · 3w ago⛔️ Democratic socialists who want free healthcare, better transit, human rights for all, and a government which works for the people 🫂 Republicans who orchestrated or supported the slaughter of over 1 million Iraqis
Every day this guy does something like this and every day the same people who dress him up as a terrifying commie destroyer of civilization do a dozen things to sabotage the public good, to murder and destroy and hate and kill, and I can't anymore handle those who won't see the clear difference.
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 3w agoThis summer, we kept the lights on all night, every night, at five soccer fields across New York City. This was the scene at Calvert Vaux Park in Gravesend, Brooklyn Tuesday night.
I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air
you can practically see the defense lawyer whispering in his ear
AkivaMCohen@akivamcohen.bsky.social · 3w agoNo, this really really really is rape
gotta imagine the Don't Pay Attention to Politics folks are kind of tired of hearing stuff like "don't get the side salad or you might die of Super Diarrhea"
the White House defended the aircraft's safety? pretty sure it's supposed to be the other way around!! folks,
the ceiling appears to be dripping blood and oil. my next move is obvious: i must say “hello?” in a thin, warbly voice
im not playing a game called lies of P. im P. that was a lie. i am playing a game called lies of P. april fools. click my head
one thing's for sure: we all love to read "rising hostilities" and "easing tensions" every single day of our lives