one more shift and then ten days offff and then I’m only back for a half day and then it’s snow patrol at the royal albert hall and I get to see my boyfriend every single day for twelve days including our official first anniversary!

Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now

i love this city tonight I love this city always

The optics of this email from Netflix are less than ideal…

Mental health services are so woefully bad in this country. Not coping at all with life and I’m just left to try and deal with it myself

Oh, it's such a perfect day I'm glad I spent it with you Oh, such a perfect day You just keep me hanging on You just keep me hanging on

Tim. Fucking. Curry. I've said it before and I'll say it again...he played every single role like it was the role he'd been waiting his entire life to play. Brilliant and weird and sexy and hilarious. There'll never be another. RIP to a true (see pic) legend.

Dolly Parton was probably one of the only truly universally liked celebrities, she did so much good and there’ll never be another like her 🦋

Really want to go to that bougie but inexpensive Romanian spa, mama needs to relax!!!

finally finished Glee - crying x

what is that wet stuff falling from the sky?!?!

sleep well, uncle pat ❤️ some closure on an unanswered question that I’ve had for twenty years, I hope you’re at peace now

Everytime Dancing On My Own gets another lil viral feature somewhere and the kiddies pop off to it I feel so pleased, one of the greatest songs of all time

Moved to London eleven years ago - still the best decision I’ve ever made

anyone else just shit themselves when their phone started klaxoning

wine moms

Pro tip - leave work while everyone else is stood on Waterloo bridge gawping at the eclipse and your train home will be nice and quiet

Can’t believe it’s taken me THIS long to discover the amazing talent that is Grace Petrie but I am very excited to deep dive her back catalogue 🤩

8:19am and a patient has already made me cry by being so deeply unpleasant about something completely out of my control, I LOVE it here

ABOUT FUCKING TIME

You Can Call Me Al is a BANGER tbh that bass line SLAPS

His next question was from this geezer

Adam Bienkov@adambienkov.bsky.social · last mo.

Nigel Farage just took a question from a 'journalist' at his press conference, who turned out to be his former chief adviser Raheem Kassam, who asks him why the media are being so unfair to him

TMI but I don’t CARE - why is trapped wind the worst pain in the world?!? No wonder babies cry so fucking much

I’ve been to fucking hundreds of gigs - never has flashing lights and strobing made my eyes go… weird… so I’ve had to leave early cause I couldn’t cope. Need an eye test so will mention that…

RIM TIM TAGI DIM ISLINGTON ASSEMBLY HALL NOWWW

Will this make me cry later? Yes or yes?

That was phenomenal but the entire front row standing mostly listless and filming the entire show was GROSS let me go feral on that barrier you rats

Waking up with a banging headache (and jaw pain from the exact point you had a tooth extraction a year ago) is not the one when you’re hoofing across town after work to see your favourite band…

Martha Wainwright supporting Snow Patrol in September which means we GET ACTUAL PROPER GENUINE SET THE FIRE TO THE THIRD BAR oh my GAWD

Omg not Glen Hansard 😭😭