Zack Polanski has called for fossil fuel producers to be made to finance firefighting helicopters, following a series of recent fires across the country He also called on PM Burnham to stop new oil and gas drilling in the North Sea, including the Jackdaw & Rosebank fields off the Scottish coast

"I'm Garfield Simpson, who the hell are you?" Full ep on Patreon, preview here: longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/preview-bo...

You’re not dealing with morons here

dipped over into Threads and it's basically nothing but this

I've said this before but it bears repeating....I Googled "how old was Lastic the horse that broke the world high jump record in 1978" and Google AI told me Lastic was over a thousand years old.

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 20h ago

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

It's weird living in the "just because someone is a nazi doesn't mean they're antisemitic, maybe YOU'RE antisemitic for pointing it out" era.

Say what you like about the Nazis, but they put the bins out on time.

Chris Terry-Enescu@cjterry.bsky.social · 10h ago

It's OK for criminal ex-neo Nazis to run your bins is a hell of a line.

No matter the margin the story is that Haley Stevens got $70M of support, more than $30M of it from a single organization, and still lost.

#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 17h ago

30,000,000 dollars

People say we're much worse now than we were 20 years ago but about 20 years ago a woman on Big Brother joked around that she was gonna masturbate with a wine bottle and they edited it to make it look like she really had done it even though she hadn't and it sort of ruined her life 👍

I do wonder if The Media Class of this country have been on the mercury cocaine. Their brains must be as hard and crumbly as Edinburgh rock. Imagine writing that paragraph and thinking *Séamas* is the bad guy.

Mic Wright@brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 11h ago

Now, I *am* a nobody but @seamas.bsky.social is a bestseller so surely Joanna is just showing herself up here.

"I'm Garfield Simpson, who the hell are you?" Full ep on Patreon, preview here: longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/preview-bo...

It’s disgusting for the Conservatives to ask Jewish groups to meet their ex-neo-Nazi candidate, presumably in the hope he will charm them and they’ll offer their blessing. They should not expect Jewish people to sanitise this appalling choice. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Tories offer Jewish groups meeting with ex neo-Nazi activist candidate

Joshua Bonehill-Paine was jailed over neo-Nazi activism, but has been selected to stand in a new Somerset Council seat in 2027.

bbc.co.uk

This is all horrific stuff, and I invite you to go back to 2018/19 and reread her columns, newspaper interviews and podcast appearances talking about it, and then decide who it sounds like it was, that had been doing all this.

Crop yields down, our countryside scorched and over 2800 people are dead due to this summer's heatwaves. Meanwhile fossil fuel giants are raking in record profits. We must end this rampant profiteering, and cut fossil fuels from our energy mix as soon as possible.

Damian Carrington@dpcarrington.bsky.social · yesterday

BP profits more than double to $5.7bn in three months as Iran war sends oil prices soaring - "While BP banks enormous profits, millions of households are paying the price" #energycrisis #climatecrisis www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Last week I sang Kate Bush bangers with incredible pianist Michael Mayell and it was great.

There are banners up in my town for a beer and cider festival that's happening this month and they are CLEARLY designed by AI and they look like absolute fucking shit. I can't find the banner online but trust me bruh

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪@murderxbryan.bsky.social · yesterday

Hey man, maybe just make the sandwiches and take a pic of them.

Me thinking about Super Saturday at the London Olympics which took place on this day in 2012.

It's Been 84 Years - Titanic Quote

Alt: It's Been 84 Years - Titanic Quote

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It's pure click-harvesting to report on the Trainspotting musical closing. It's ALL over the national press. Theatre shows close early very frequently, it's not an anomally, this is only news coz of the shit reviews and the press is like "oh thank god, our dying medium can get some eyeballs on it".

Never did find out how Jeremy Spake could speak fluent Russian…

(•_•) <) )╯ban / \ ( •_•) \( (> the / \ (•_•) <) )╯pervert glasses / \

Guardian Australia@australia.theguardian.com · 2d ago

Kmart sells out of low-cost rival to Meta camera glasses across Australia amid warnings of ‘privacy nightmare’

Nor do we want to be on Truth Social. I would hate to find a welcome home there. I would hate to be somebody who would be palatable to such a place. We don't go on Truth, because nobody needs bullies. They *do* try to come on Bluesky, because bullies need the rest of us.

Ruth Zakarin@ruthz.bsky.social · yesterday

The burden is always on us lefties to welcome them, debate them, compromise with them, find middle ground, and generally make them comfortable. It’s totally one directional. No one is calling for Truth Social to make any room for us.

“Not everything should be a musical” shut up man, one of the greatest musicals of all time is about the rise of Nazis seen via a seedy club.

Trying to build my Instagram following because the industry doesn’t care about here so follow me at instagram.com/soozkempner for epic posts you can also see here.

It's not anyway. Every 15 minutes my eyeballs have to witness some dickhead relitigating the 2016 election and crowing at people who are anti-genocide that the genocide is still happening under the WRONG guy.

Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨@ciaraioch.bsky.social · yesterday

"Bluesky is a political echo chamber" okay but I'm mostly here to chat with fun internet people and post art and make jokes, I cannot stress how much I don't care

BRIGHTON! Final preview is this Sunday @ 4pm at the Caroline of Brunswick. It's perfect for fitting around your Sunday roast. TICKETS (or just buy on the door): wegottickets.com/f/24846?fbcl...

CinemaSins is Youtube's worst channel including all of the rightwing reactionary nuts and that Miranda Sings woman.

That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

So if we hate a centrist candidate for defending a genocide it's "ideological purity" but if you hate a leftist candidate for tweeting "cancel thanksgiving" in 2020 you're just a sensible grown-up that us silly cunts should listen to, got it, cheers!

men will see this post and ask "which one is the sexiest?" and we will answer: "Yes"

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d ago

Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this

How is this news? Aren’t all superhero movie screenings like this?